Re: Chat Snippets Thread!

by Chainlinc3 on Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:21 pm

DreamlessDays: Well, link me to where it was mentioned. -_-
DreamlessDays: Link me SOMEWHERE dammit.
DreamlessDays: I need to be LINKED now.
Chainlinc3: It was in IRC
Chainlinc3: www.google.com
DreamlessDays: Damn.
DreamlessDays: DUDE
Chainlinc3: BRO
DreamlessDays: That "Google" think looks AWSOME!
Chainlinc3: I KNO RITE?
DreamlessDays: Did you make it? 0_0
Chainlinc3: YEP
GC: Bro. He practically coded it.
Chainlinc3: I'S MAH BABEH
DreamlessDays: HOLY SHIT MAN
GC: This Brah. This bro. He's nuts, bro.
DreamlessDays: YOU. ARE. A. FUCKING. LEGEND.

by Dreamless Days on Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:41 pm

Chainlinc3: QUAAAKER
Chainlinc3 kicks Quaker down the stairs
Quaker: CHAAAAAAAAAIN
GC: ...we have stairs?
Quaker does a backflip, landing in a crouch at the bottom of the stairs
Quaker: No...
Chainlinc3: Of COURSE we have stairs.
Quaker: We have...
Quaker: ESCALATOR!
Chainlinc3: OH SNAP
Quaker goes flying up the escalator and punchs Chain in the face
DreamlessDays: Wait... if we have escalators and shit... does that mean we have horses?
Chainlinc3 goes flying out the window, crashes into a tree
Quaker: No, we have buffalo
DreamlessDays: Pssh. Horses are better.
DreamlessDays is on a horse
Quaker: buffalo can crush cars!
DreamlessDays: See? I'm on a horse.
Chainlinc3: Thunderwolves are superior mode of transport.
Quaker: and I'm on a boat...fullo
DreamlessDays: People in trees don't get a say.
DreamlessDays: I'm on a dock. I missed the boat.
Chainlinc3: I'm not in a tree! The tree's in me!
Chainlinc3: AND IT'S EXTREMELY PAINFUL
Quaker: gay tree man?
DreamlessDays: There's a word for that...
Chainlinc3: ...wut?
Chainlinc3: oh
Chainlinc3: oh fuck
Chainlinc3: fuck you all
Chainlinc3: -_-
Quaker: xD

by Chainlinc3 on Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:13 pm

DreamlessDays: She turns from AND into a cat.
DreamlessDays: Lillymon is all
DreamlessDays: Plant thing
GC: And you turn into other men
DreamlessDays: Cactus
DreamlessDays: Lilly chick
DreamlessDays: Rose Chick
Quaker: wait wait wait
Quaker: you want to fuck...
Quaker: a cactus
DreamlessDays: Meanwhile, gatomon line:
GC: He wants to suck her Stamen
DreamlessDays: Yellow thing
DreamlessDays: Small cat
DreamlessDays: Angel chick
DreamlessDays: Monster flying cat.
Mel: That is like trying to fuck a women with that 'reverse condom' thing that prevents rape via razorblades Jelly was talking about... <.<
DreamlessDays: Wait, what?
GC: Actually, it's more of a chinese dragon sorta dealio...
Chainlinc3: /snippit

by Count on Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:15 pm

DreamlessDays: Ewok Sith Lords? I'd watch a movie about that.
Dax: wassup Dream
DreamlessDays: Not a fuckload.
Dax: lol
Dax: NOT SURPRISING
Count|EWOK: See?
Count|EWOK: Everyone wants to hear about Sith Lord Ewoks.
DreamlessDays>: XD
DreamlessDays: >_>
DreamlessDays: <_<
DreamlessDays: Ready to have your mind blown?
Count|EWOK: ...
Dax: do eet
Count|EWOK: YES.
DreamlessDays: Sith Lord Jawa.
Dax: LOL
Count|EWOK can't come to the computer because he has just fallen on the floor
DreamlessDays: Yeah, that happens.
DreamlessDays has that effect on people.
Count|EWOK: Ewok Sith Lord vs. Jawa Sith Lord
*** Count|EWOK is now known as Ewok
*** DreamlessDays is now known as Jawa
Ewok draws his lightsaber
Ewok attacks!
Fawa blocks with dual bladed lightsaber
Ewok draws another lightsaber
Dax: oh god
Ewok disengages and crosses lightsabers
Dax: what has my RP incited...
Fawa uses force lightning like a motherfucker.
Ewok reflects it and spins quickly to redirect it back.
Ewok does a backflip and throws one lightsaber
Fawa ducks low to the floor in order to avoid it.
Fawa defends quickly, spinning my own lightsaber
Ewok dashes in to catch the returning lighsaber, but not before using force lightning like a motherfucker
Ewok leaps high in the air, intending to land on the jawa
Jawa dives out of the way, being struck by the lightning on the arm
*** Dax is now known as TheDeathStar
Ewok cowers in fear
TheDeathStar blasts the Ewok and Jawa into OBLIVION
*** Jawa is now known as Dead_Jawa
Dead_Jawa: WAIT, BETTER IDEA
*** Ewok is now known as Dead_Ewok
*** Dead_Jawa is now known as Jawa_Dust
Jawa_Dust: XD
TheDeathStar: lol
*** Dead_Ewok is now known as Ewok_Obliterated
TheDeathStar: so... WANNA JOIN MY RP NOW? DD?
TheDeathStar: lol jk
Jawa_Dust: Haha
Ewok_Obliterated: XD
Ewok_Obliterated: ...
Jawa_Dust floats through space
*** Ewok_Obliterated is now known as Ewok|Obliterated
Ewok|Obliterated: Better.
*** TheDeathStar is now known as SpacialVacuumCleaner
SpacialVacuumCleaner: ...
Ewok|Obliterated wanders through Purgatory
SpacialVacuumCleaner sucks up the Jawa_Dust
Jawa_Dust is sucked up for critical damage.
Very Happy

by Red_Wolf on Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:53 pm

: `eightball will Frodo reach Mt. Doom?
: Red_Wolf: Prospect looks hopeful.
: `eightball is Red_Wolf a gay hooker?
: Chainlinc3: Not bloody likely.
: `eightball are you sure?
: Chainlinc3: Answer hazy.
: XD
: `eightball are you being manipulated by Chain?
: DreamlessDays: We won't go there
: 0_0
: Hahaha
: `eightball HE HAS YOUR KIDS DOESN'T HE!?
: DreamlessDays: Sometime in the near future.
: Bahaha!
: `eightball so then you were wrong, and Red_Wolf IS a gay hooker.
: Chainlinc3: It would take a disturbed person to even ask.
: HE ADMITS IT
: No, he just thinks you're disturbed
: `eightball are you just saying that to make Chain feel better?
: DreamlessDays: It would take a disturbed person to even ask.
: OWNED
: `eightball Are you a disturbed person?
: Red_Wolf: No way.
: `eightball Am I?
: DreamlessDays: Not even on a GOOD day.
: `eightball What about Chain?
: DreamlessDays: Yes, yes, yes, and yes again.
: `eightball Do you like Chainlinc3?
: Red_Wolf: NO!
: `eightball do you like me?
: Red_Wolf: Definitely.
: `eightball do you WANT me to kill your family? 'Cause I totally will.
: Chainlinc3: Answer hazy.
: `eightball should we call the cops?
: DreamlessDays: Maybe.
: `eightball should I put this in the chat snippets thread?
: Red_Wolf: The stars would have to align for that to happen.
: `eightball did the stars align?
: DreamlessDays: Yes, yes, yes, and yes again.
: GOGOGO!

by **Loki** on Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:45 pm

Ryona I clean.
Ryona and stay out of the way.
Ryona that is my DUTY.
Xv_Loki_vX snickers
Xv_Loki_vX She said duty
Chainlinc3 ...
GC ...
GC shakes head
Chainlinc3 All time low, Loki
Chainlinc3 All time low.
Ryona face palm

Sir_Camlin shudders at memory of clam-eating.
Xv_Loki_vX ....
GC Down, Loki
Ryona lmao
Xv_Loki_vX remains silent
GC >_>
Xv_Loki_vX =X
GC Good boy
Ryona oh come on babe, it wasn't that bad.
Sir_Camlin Okay now.... calm down. Totally not what I meant.
Xv_Loki_vX XD
GC XD
Buzzwulf XD
Ryona buzz came just for the clam discussion.

Ryona Silvone, if I wasn't here you'd be getting so much crap right now.
Sir_Camlin If this finds its way into the chat snippets thread, someone will pay.
Sir_Camlin Dearly.

Sir_Camlin Ryona... your sausage... I mean your dinner is ready.
GC ...
GC Okay, Loki, he deserves it
Ryona oh, boys, time for me to eat.

by **The Ghost Writer** on Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:30 pm

[05:23:05] * Marcus2477 cowers in fear of Quaker. Great now the crazy violent one has teh HAMMER!
[05:23:23] @ The Ghost Writer :

[05:23:28] quakernuts : MUHAHAHAHAHA!
[05:23:36] * The Ghost Writer finished quaker with a round house kick
[05:23:44] quakernuts : Hey Ghost, don't make me bitch slap you with a gavel
[05:23:45] quakernuts has been kicked by The Ghost Writer
[05:23:50] quakernuts joined the chat on Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:23 am
[05:23:52] @ The Ghost Writer : lmao
[05:23:57] quakernuts : and that did nothing!
[05:23:59] * Dax calls in Chuck Norris
[05:24:03] @ Dax : You're all fucked

Later on in the fun land of the chat box....

[05:27:19] quakernuts : Have you ever seen anyone slam another dude into a glass table?!
[...]
[05:27:48] * The Ghost Writer slams quaker into a glass table to see for himself.
[05:27:51] @ The Ghost Writer : Now I have!
[05:27:57] * quakernuts COUNTERS!
[05:28:00] quakernuts : ...
[05:28:07] quakernuts : that was an unintentional pun
[05:28:10] @ Dax : O.O
[05:28:17] @ The Ghost Writer : lmao!
[05:28:17] @ Dax : HAH

by **Christoph** on Sun Sep 11, 2011 4:32 pm

[17:18:53] @ Christoph : We need a bouncing red ball emoticon
[17:19:21] Chainlinc3 : And an orbital friendship cannon emoticon. I don't like having to find the image every time.
[17:19:21] Chainlinc3 : >.>
[17:20:19] @ The Ghost Writer : orbital friendship cannon?
[17:21:04] @ Christoph : Yeah, it shoots your friends from orbit.
[17:21:25] Chainlinc3 :

[17:21:44] @ Christoph : lolgay
[17:21:53] @ The Ghost Writer : ...
[17:21:55] Chainlinc3 : Friendship is serious business, Christoph.
[17:21:59] @ The Ghost Writer : damn that's bright
[17:22:17] Chainlinc3 : xD
[17:22:48] @ Christoph : "Heterosexuality detected. FIRING THE ORBITAL FAGOTRY CANNON!"
[17:24:42] Chainlinc3 : Christoph, you're making it hard to love & tolerate you.

by Chainlinc3 on Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:30 pm

[00:28:06] @ Christoph : Oh no, not the Quaker Cannon. What are you going to do? Shoot oatmeal at me?.
[00:28:13] Chainlinc3 : ....
[00:28:17] Chainlinc3 : Oh you done it now....
[00:28:22] quakernuts : ....
[00:28:30] quakernuts : you poor deluded fool.

by **The Ghost Writer** on Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:14 pm

[05:08:27] @ Dax : *immigrates to Canada and sheds his up-tightness*

[05:08:36] @ Christoph : Now to regale you with a story from the War, where I won the Victorian Cross for valor! I think you will find it quite diverting.

[05:08:37] @ Dax : Great day, eh?

[05:08:54] quakernuts joined the chat on Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:08 am

[05:09:07] @ Dax : What's all this fancy language aboot, anyway, eh?

[05:09:17] @ Dax : MAple Syrup, anyone?....Eh?

[05:09:24] @ The Ghost Writer : Dax, please. I've alredy had enough with Canadians over here.... I don't need one in the damn chat. xD

[05:09:27] Marcus2477 joined the chat on Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:09 am

[05:09:36] @ Christoph : BLOO'Y 'ELL, MATE! What's all this, then?

[05:09:38] quakernuts : excuse me?

[05:09:40] quakernuts : EXCUSE ME?!

[05:09:41] @ Dax : You do know I am Canadian, right?

[05:09:50] quakernuts : I'M BLOODY CANADIAN!

[05:09:55] @ The Ghost Writer : >_>

[05:09:56] quakernuts : Someone needs my boot up their ass

[05:09:59] @ The Ghost Writer : Well....

[05:09:59] quakernuts : politely

[05:10:04] quakernuts : and I'll say sorry afterwords

[05:10:08] * Dax teams up with Quaker to make THE SUPER KICKASS CANADIAN TEAM OF KICKASS CANADIANS WHO KICK ASS

[05:10:09] quakernuts : but it will still happen

[05:10:12] @ Marcus2477 : Someone give Quaker a band-aid, he's bloody

[05:10:14] @ The Ghost Writer : *does like Peter Griffin* Pardon me...

[05:10:28] * quakernuts punches Marcus

[05:10:32] quakernuts : NO PUN FOR YOU!

[05:10:33] @ Dax : xD

[05:10:53] * quakernuts kicks ghost Writer

[05:10:56] quakernuts : SORRY!

[05:11:03] * Christoph puts the "pun" in punting Quaker into the river.

[05:11:05] @ Marcus2477 : Fine, now I won't move to Canada if and when Sarah Palin becomes our president.

[05:11:25] * quakernuts puts the "fuck" in the "You are going to die"

[05:11:28] @ Dax : Must...resist...urge...to be... polite.....gah....

by **Gadreille** on Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:15 pm

[15:07:49] Guilty Carrion : Oh, and Ryona?
[15:07:56] Ryona Noel : Yes Sir?
[15:09:15] Guilty Carrion : Ge-ge-ge-get a girl. Ge-ge-ge-get a girl. Take her take her to da floor, Show her show her how you roll. Drop it drop it drop it low
[15:09:34] Guilty Carrion : >.>
[15:09:36] Guilty Carrion : <.<

by **The Ghost Writer** on Sun Sep 18, 2011 10:31 am

[08:44:01 18/09/11] The Melancholy Spirit : Can you imagine trying to wear a chainmail bikini if you had a nipple ring? Gods that'd be terrible!
[...]
[08:44:21 18/09/11] quakernuts : IT CHAFES
[08:44:23 18/09/11] quakernuts : IT CHAFES!

by Guilty Carrion on Sat Sep 24, 2011 5:54 pm

[16:46:03] @ The Ghost Writer : Sounds like something you'd see on a Red vs Blue episode. XD
[16:46:21] * Guilty Carrion dosen't watch R vs B so he wouldn't know
[16:47:27] @ The Ghost Writer : .....
[16:47:27] @ The Ghost Writer : ..............................................
[16:47:31] @ The Ghost Writer : .........................................................................
[16:47:51] @ The Ghost Writer : You are banned from this RP.
[16:48:07] Guilty Carrion : Nice try
[16:48:12] Guilty Carrion : I'mma keep posting anyway
[16:49:01] Guilty Carrion : Better reaction then when I tell most people I hate popcorn
[16:49:26] Guilty Carrion : That always gets me "What the hell is wrong with you, it's delicious!"
[16:51:31] Guilty Carrion : Oh yeah!
[16:51:40] Guilty Carrion : GW, everyone is apparantly going to Illium
[16:51:44] @ The Ghost Writer :

[16:51:55] Guilty Carrion : ...
[16:52:01] @ The Ghost Writer : and I noticed. lol!
[16:52:03] Guilty Carrion : Magnifcent. Bastard.

by **Loki** on Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:11 pm

[20:07:17] Guilty Carrion : Looking forward to having you in ME

I'm surprised a line like that didn't summon Red. Laughing

by **Digital Muse** on Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:34 pm

[21:33:26] SilvanArrow : Quaker is just...quaker. You can't put that into words

by **Silvan Arrow** on Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:40 pm

Truer words were never spoken... Razz

by **The Ghost Writer** on Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:10 pm

[19:06:03 21/11/11] quakernuts : Welp, I was here, and no one came in

[19:06:07 21/11/11] quakernuts : Leaving Quaker all alone

[19:06:15 21/11/11] quakernuts : When he goes nuts, you shall all know

[19:06:19 21/11/11] quakernuts : just how much you have to atone

[19:06:32 21/11/11] quakernuts : He will go crazy, murderously so

[19:06:41 21/11/11] quakernuts : Cleaving with his hammer left and right

[19:06:53 21/11/11] quakernuts : Hitting random people such as babies and grandmas

[19:07:05 21/11/11] quakernuts : anyone who can't really fight

[19:07:15 21/11/11] quakernuts : And when the bruisers come, filled with muscle

[19:07:43 21/11/11] quakernuts : Ready to put Quaker in his grave

[19:07:52 21/11/11] quakernuts : He'll only laugh at them, mock

[19:08:02 21/11/11] quakernuts : "Where were you when there were people to save?!"

[19:08:20 21/11/11] quakernuts : So the fight shall take place, upon a mighty hill

[19:08:40 21/11/11] quakernuts : Lightning being cast, throughout the bloodied sky

[19:09:17 21/11/11] quakernuts : Soon there will be no one left, for a hammer was held upwards

[19:09:30 21/11/11] quakernuts : As Quaker yelled "Prepare to die!"

[19:09:54 21/11/11] quakernuts : So begins the tale of Quaker the Great

[19:10:28 21/11/11] quakernuts : Destroyer of babies and the elderly, bane of warriors

[19:10:49 21/11/11] quakernuts : For no one will know where he strikes next...

[19:11:08 21/11/11] quakernuts : For he never leaves any survivors

[19:11:14 21/11/11] quakernuts : ~Book of Quaker

by **Kalon Ordona II** on Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:21 pm

[15:13:02] Guilty Carrion : Soo...
[15:13:04] Guilty Carrion : now what?
[15:13:06] Guilty Carrion : >_>

[15:13:40] Sólrökr : >_>

[15:14:08] @ Kalon Ordona II : >_>
[15:14:14] @ Kalon Ordona II : now we look forward!
[15:14:17] @ Kalon Ordona II : cynically

[15:14:20] Sólrökr : Same thing we do everynight, pinky?

[15:14:59] Guilty Carrion : Forward to what?

[15:15:10] @ Kalon Ordona II : to the right
[15:15:13] @ Kalon Ordona II : >_>

[15:15:58] Guilty Carrion : ...what's to the right?

[15:16:22] @ Kalon Ordona II : The scroll bar.

by cindrella on Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:47 am

My first night back in Chat since... May (i think) leads only to lonesome boredom and confusion;

[06:07:16 11/12/11] cindrella : asfasgas

[06:07:24 11/12/11] cindrella : I don't understand how this new chat box wooooorks.

[06:07:35 11/12/11] cindrella : @ v @

[06:19:06 11/12/11] cindrella : Let's see...

[06:19:11 11/12/11] cindrella : /nick Cinny

[06:19:15 11/12/11] cindrella : Hmph.

[06:19:22 11/12/11] cindrella : /nickname Cinny

[06:19:28 11/12/11] * cindrella grumbles.

[06:19:36 11/12/11] cindrella : Oh, well at least that's the same..

[06:20:10 11/12/11] cindrella : `eightball Do you know how to work this new chatbox?

[06:20:20 11/12/11] cindrella : Ah, that doesn't work anymore? Sad..

[06:20:47 11/12/11] cindrella : Ohoho, I'm in the archives at least.

[06:20:51 11/12/11] * cindrella feels semi special.

[06:21:06 11/12/11] cindrella : Let's try some summoning, hm.

[06:21:09 11/12/11] cindrella : QUAKER!

[06:21:10 11/12/11] cindrella : MEL!

[06:21:12 11/12/11] cindrella : BAKER!

[06:21:16 11/12/11] cindrella : SOMEBOOOOODY!

[06:21:52 11/12/11] cindrella : Cinny be ronery.

[06:23:48 11/12/11] cindrella : Humph.

[06:23:54 11/12/11] * cindrella crosses arms in a pout.

[06:25:32 11/12/11] cindrella : And this just figures, the one night I am FINALLY ON A LAPTOP AGAIN.

[06:25:37 11/12/11] cindrella : NOBODY IS HERE TO APPRECIATE ME.

[06:25:39 11/12/11] cindrella : My ego.

[06:25:41 11/12/11] cindrella : It's hurt.

[06:25:53 11/12/11] * cindrella sits depressed in corner.

[06:26:06 11/12/11] cindrella : High School has slaughtered me.

[06:26:15 11/12/11] cindrella : I need Mel to horrify me with the idea of him being a woman.

[06:26:24 11/12/11] cindrella : Quaker to take me an adventure that denies me of sleep.

[06:26:30 11/12/11] cindrella : And a Baker to tease.
[06:26:55 11/12/11] cindrella : And lest Plague be forgotten, my 'annoying older brother whom I just must annoy under these circumstances'

[06:27:10 11/12/11] * cindrella stands on rock with fist in air, waves crashing around me.

[06:27:26 11/12/11] cindrella : BUT I SHALL BE STRONG, FOR THOSE ABSENT THIS SAT AND COLD DECEMBER SATURDAY NIGHT!

[06:27:48 11/12/11] * cindrella sits in depressed corner again. "I spelled sad wrong..."

[06:29:08 11/12/11] cindrella : I could go and try and kills sims on the Sims 3...

[06:29:20 11/12/11] cindrella : But... I want some interaction with my friends!!

[06:29:24 11/12/11] * cindrella flails.

[06:31:22 11/12/11] * cindrella sighs.

[06:33:14 11/12/11] cindrella : I have to leave in a bit, I hope at least one person I know logs in to greet me.

[06:33:16 11/12/11] cindrella : :<

[06:33:43 11/12/11] cindrella : I highly doubt it'll happen...

[06:33:46 11/12/11] cindrella : But a girl can hope!

[06:33:52 11/12/11] * cindrella stands on rock with waves again.

[06:37:01 11/12/11] cindrella : I'M THE ONLY REGISTERED USER ONLINE.

[06:37:02 11/12/11] cindrella : /SOB

[06:39:51 11/12/11] cindrella : Yuuki Paris?...

[06:39:53 11/12/11] cindrella : I THINK NOT.

[06:42:23 11/12/11] cindrella : Hm... Rehearsing a dance at 5am?

[06:42:25 11/12/11] cindrella : SOUNDS GREAT.

[06:44:57] cindrella : I still don't understand this chatbox though.

[06:46:14] * cindrella was left in confusion in the end when it came to the mystery of this great chatbox, and so with a knapsack on her shoulder, she proclaimed proudly, "I HOPE SOMEONE WILL EXPLAIN SOONER OR LATER." Before walking off into the distance of being AFK until sweet dreams swept her away or until another person joined the chat room.

[06:46:47] * cindrella smirked softly as she walked, some voice from the ceiling of the chat room saying, 'Oh yes, she went there.'

[06:46:57] * cindrella fades off into the distance.

by **Gadreille** Today at 1:05 pm