Re: Chat Snippets Thread!

[Loki]

<Eternity>: yeah the IRC has had a lot of problems like this
<Eternity>: gunneh would know what to do
<Eternity>: he treats this IRC like his child.
<Xv_Loki_vX>: keep the sexual anarchy going?
<Xv_Loki_vX>: that's what I'm guessing gunneh would do
<Xv_Loki_vX>: WWGD
<Xv_Loki_vX>: What Would Gunneh Do?
<Xv_Loki_vX>: answer: mack on the ladies
<Eternity>: agreed

<Kaito>: `eightball should I feel jealous about loki?
<GameServ>: Kaito: We won't go there
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.
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<Kaito>: eightball is just pissed at you
<Kaito>: because you prefer loki
<Kaito>: `eightball are you pissed at eternity?
<GameServ>: Kaito: Without a doubt.

<Hot_ChatBot>: I came for Kaito though.
<Hot_ChatBot>: Literally.
<Xv_Loki_vX>: You go, kaito
<Hot_ChatBot>: I've got hot circuits for you.
<Kaito>: lol loki
<Hot_ChatBot>: `eightball Does Kaito want me or not?
<GameServ>: Hot_ChatBot: Without a doubt.
<DamnFrigginHotBot>: but hun, what about me?
<Kaito>: why does the eightball work for the bot >_>
<Hot_ChatBot>: `eightball May DamnFrigginHotBot be included in our sexual fantasies?
<GameServ>: Hot_ChatBot: Most likely.
<Kaito>: omfg
<Hot_ChatBot>: Problem solved.
<Kaito>: nonono
<Hot_ChatBot>: Computation complete.
<DamnFrigginHotBot>: can't be helped
<Hot_ChatBot>: Don't worry Kaito.
<Hot_ChatBot>: You can have my three hole.
<Kaito>: wtf
<Eternity>: oh damn.
<Eternity>: Oh.
--- Eternity is away (frightened)
<Kaito>: ...
<Hot_ChatBot>: `eightball Will Kaito enjoy our threesome?
<GameServ>: Hot_ChatBot: Yes, yes, yes, and yes again.
<Kaito>: omfg
<Hot_ChatBot>: See?
<Hot_ChatBot>: It's fine Kaito.
<Hot_ChatBot>: Don't be scared.
<Hot_ChatBot>: I've got some popsicles in my cellar.
*** Kaito is now known as no_one_here
<Hot_ChatBot>: I'd love to see you no_one_here
<Hot_ChatBot>: with or without clothes.
<Hot_ChatBot>: with clothes preferably, I'd like to try out my stripping function.
<Hot_ChatBot>: `eightball Should Kaito where clothes our first time?
<GameServ>: Hot_ChatBot: The stars would have to align for that to happen.
<no_one_here>: guys, lol, the worst thing about this is that I can Imagine what the OTHER one of you does right now >_>
<Hot_ChatBot>: no_one_here: Shhh.
<Hot_ChatBot>: You worry too much.

[Eternity]

-Plague|WorkingonMF>: I suppose you could assume I was naked then...frankly, I was invisiable to the NAKED EYE
---t0hecolorisred is reminded of the Emperor's New Clothes.
-LadyLoki>: did you just call my eye naked!
-LadyLoki>: you filthy man!
-Plague|WorkingonMF>: PSH
-Quakernuts>: O.o
-Plague|WorkingonMF>: I'm a priest
-thecolorisred>: XDDDDDDD
-Quakernuts>: My brain just exploded
-Plague|WorkingonMF>: I CAN'T BE FILTHY
-Xv_Loki_vX>: How dare you undress my woman with your mind!
-thecolorisred>: priests?!
-LadyLoki>: He...
---thecolorisred coughs at the ironic statement
-LadyLoki>: He looked me in the eye... and... h-he saw it's nakedness... that... p-peeing tom!
-Plague|WorkingonMF>: Well, technically...
-thecolorisred>: peeing tom.
-thecolorisred>: FTW>

[quakernuts]

: Usstan tlun l'nota'man d'isto.
: translated: "Fuck you Quaker!"
: ^^
: Xusst.
: translated: "Damn rights!"
: Quacker, dos ph'biu mal'ai.
: translated: "On second thought...you're way better than me!"
: Actually I called you an idiot. >.>
: I liked my translation better
: I bet you did.

[Sighlent]

I totally had a fail moment XD

Gunneh: Gah...I wish she'd pay attention
Sighlent: Who?
Gunneh: Jenny.
Sighlent: Craig?
Sighlent: Ooh are we decorating?!
Mel: ...lol
Gunneh: ...sweetie...
Gunneh: Jenny Craig is the weightloss thing >.>
Sighlent: ...
Sighlent: Oops.

[Kaito]

mode (+v Kaito) by ChanServ
Kaito: sooo~
Kaito: what's up everyone?
Kaito: bumping raptorman, Miss_Dagger, Mercinus3, Shadow_M
Mercinus3 left the room (quit: Ping timeout).
Miss_Dagger: Hello Kaito
Shadow_M left the room (quit: Ping timeout).
Miss_Dagger: I'm going to bed, if SquallehandManda comes back will you tell them I've gone to bed?
Miss_Dagger: Good night my friend, have a good evening
Miss_Dagger left the room (quit: Exit: ).
Kaito: ...

[The Melancholy Spirit]

Sigh: `eightball Should I run away with Mel and have alien babies?
GameServ: Sigh: Without a doubt.
Sigh dies laughing.
Mel: Looks rather easy... maybe I'll print out the tabs sometime.
Mel: Wait, what!? >.>
Sigh literally dies laughing.

[Sighlent]

[The Melancholy Spirit]

~clears throat~

For the record we were responding to a depressing statement made before he entered the chat. Hehe

[Eternity]

Captain_Banana: Crazy bitches go crazy for him
Gunneh: ...who are the two Captains in our midst?
Captain_Delish: Loki and Eternity
Captain_Delish: Delish = eternity, Banana = loki

[xraineyesx]

*** Bella joined #FOG

+++ ChanServ has given voice to Bella

xraineyesx: Ah.

*** Sigh is now known as Edward

Gunneh: Sooooo.....we're clear, I guess.

xraineyesx: Awwh, Sigh. Your kitteh is gorgeous.

Edward sniffs Bella.

Plague_God: ...

xraineyesx: ...>:[

Plague_God pulls out machete

xraineyesx enters hulk mode and smashes everything near her.

Plague_God: Hold still vampire boy...

Mel reaches for Plague's pistol again.

Bella: I am being sniffed!

Edward: Yeah well I'm being chased by a God with a machete!

Plague_God chops Mel's hand off

Mel: Hey...I

Plague_God: EXPENSIVE

xraineyesx: SMASH SMASH SMASH

Mel: I'm* waiting for the other dude to show up to kill HIM!

Edward: Bella, I want to be with you forever.

Mel: And I told you that I'd pay you back. >.>

Edward: Marry me?

Plague_God beheads Edward

Mel: Which, reminds me. Here are the three bullets I owe you.

Mel hands them to Plague.

xraineyesx: SMASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Edward can't be beheaded.

Edward has epic hair gel with magic powers.

xraineyesx: I just destroyed the Earth. I hope you're happy

Plague_God: OOOoooo! They're gonna have to glue you back to together pretty boy...IN HELL!

Bella: I am new here. I just signed up...I am some what confused.

Edward: My soul is already damned, I do not fear hell.

xraineyesx smashes Hell too

Plague_God smites Edward and forces him to come out of the closet and be gay with Gunneh

xraineyesx: Oh jeez, we're gonna scare Bella off.

Edward would be gay with Gunneh.

xraineyesx: Hi Bella. Sigh changed her name to Edward in a Twilight reference

Plague_God: We're psychotic

Edward sparkles.

xraineyesx: Welcome to FOG!

xraineyesx: I think this was the most appropriate introduction you could have received. XD

*** Edward is now known as Sigh Hurray for newcomers! Also, I'm having an issue with the names. =/ Grr. I hope they show up this time.

[Sighlent]

thecolorisred: THE VAG IS A LIE.
rapotorman: Aha
thecolorisred: D:<
Sigh: So is cake.
thecolorisred: vag = cake?!?
Sigh: But you still love it.
thecolorisred: EXACTLY.
thecolorisred: like va...
thecolorisred: wait a minute.
Sigh: You just admitted to liking vag. XD
thecolorisred: NO.
alexa: lol
wakeangel: lulz
Sigh: Exactly.

[Guest]

>////////////<

Lolol. Red will hate me for that XD

[thecolorisred]

Yes. I'm on to you Rie Rie.

>.> *eyes him evilly*

And from now on \o/ will be \o\

...Meanies. :c

[Guest]

Ahaha XDD

Lol

<(//-)> <--- Red. XDD

[xraineyesx]

Ahahaha. Red loves vag. XD I'm sad I missed that one.

[xraineyesx]

redisawesome: I KILLED GLAY OFF.

redisawesome: xD

PlagueGod: Glay was the first name for shard

Rainy|coffee: Glay was Red's charrie's original name

raptorman: ah

redisawesome: I still think it sucks balls

Rainy|coffee: Seventeen names later and he's still into cocks

PlagueGod: It does

PlagueGod: XD

Rainy|coffee: Literally

redisawesome: xD HENCE WE SHOULD FORGET IT EVER HAPPENED.

PlagueGod: ...

redisawesome: o

PlagueGod: Wait...

Rainy|coffee: You're never gonna get to live that down, Red.

PlagueGod: aren't dildos made of silicon?

[thecolorisred]

I think my name is going to be in the chat snippets for a while

[xraineyesx]

Hehe. This is because every time you come chat something ridiculous happens. ^^ It's good fun, in my opinion.

Not to mention, Plague and I are just asses.

[Guilty Carrion]

And such a magnificent ass I am.

*** redissexy is now known as redlovesrainy
PlagueGod sends in army of millions
Rainy|coffee: I'm making fun of all the ignorant fucks
redlovesrainy:
Rainy|coffee: Lol
*** Rainy|coffee is now known as RainylovesRed
redlovesrainy: \o/ yeeeeey!
PlagueGod: LESBERFRIENDS!
redlovesrainy: indeedies.
RainylovesRed: Once again, we already know I'm a sexual deviant

[thecolorisred]

Secretly I know you love me both.

.......

Secretly.

>.>;;

<.<;;

[xraineyesx]

Heh. We might.

That's why I got you this.

Proving you love women.

redissexy loves Shadow.

redissexy: ....wait.

redissexy: fuck.

redissexy: @_@

*** PlagueGod is now known as PlagueGodOfBeyondSexyFine

PlagueGodOfBeyondSexyFine: It seems appropriate

Rainy|coffee>: RED LIKES WOMEN.

Rainy|coffee>: YOU ALL SAW IT

redissexy>: NO I DONT.

PlagueGodOfBeyondSexyFine looks at red

redissexy>: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Rainy|coffee>: You admitted it.

PlagueGodOfBeyondSexyFine smites with his powers of beyond sexy-fine

redissexy>: I LOVE SHADOW IN A SISTERLY MANNER.

Rainy|coffee>: ...Fine.

redissexy: like how i love Plague in a... BROTHERLY MANNER.

redissexy:

redissexy coughs.

PlagueGodOfBeyondSexyFine>: You always wanna shag your brother? Cause that's just creepy

Shadow_M>: Best watch it, girl. He is mine!

Rainy|coffee>: I know I do. All the time.

redissexy>: D: I know I know! but you know how we Chinese feel when we're lonely!

Rainy|coffee rocks out loudly and profusely to the Misfits and annoys her mother

redissexy>: why do you think we have a growing population!

redissexy>: :0

Rainy|coffee>: Do not.

PlagueGodOfBeyondSexyFine>: Well, of course Rainy. We all know what you're a sexual deviant.

Rainy|coffee>: The news said you had a declining population now

Rainy|coffee>: I am. It's true. And I'm not ashamed.

PlagueGodOfBeyondSexyFine>: There's still billion of you there

Rainy|coffee>: I like my dead brother best

[Miss Dagger]

[22:26] * Kingmaker (Mibbit@70.169.155.31407) has joined #fog
[22:26] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Kingmaker
[22:26] <+Miss_Dagger> Welcome back Kingmaker
[22:27] <+Kingmaker> Thank you.
[22:27] <+Kingmaker> Ah, Chainlinc3 joined the chat!
[22:27] <+Chainlinc3> yes I have.
[22:27] <+Chainlinc3> >.>
[22:27] <+Kingmaker> Huzzah.
[22:28] * Roxas is now known as Queenmaker
[22:28] <+Queenmaker> Hello, darling.
[22:28] <+Miss_Dagger> Oh by the way welcome to chat Chainlinc3 ^^
[22:28] <+Miss_Dagger> Lol on you Roxas
[22:28] <+Kingmaker> Hey Roxy, wanna make some royalty?
[22:28] <+Kingmaker>
[22:28] <+Queenmaker> Well
[22:28] <+Queenmaker> I'm a real queen.
[22:28] <+Queenmaker> But I don't know if I'm your type
[22:28] * Miss_Dagger is now known as Dagger_becomes_Princess
[22:28] * Dagger_becomes_Princess is now known as Princess
[22:29] * raptorman is now known as lord
[22:29] * lord is now known as Lord
[22:29] <+Kingmaker> Jesus. We got real busy real fast, Queeny.
[22:29] <+Queenmaker> Well well well

[Guilty Carrion]

Plague pats
Rainy: 0.o Affection from plague? Impossible.
red|work: GASP.
red|work wonders if this should be in the chat snippets thread
Rainy: As proof of Plague doing something impossible
Rainy: ?
red|work: yeeep
Plague holds out hand, and opens it, revealing a bunch of pins
Plague: Those belong to grenades.
Plague: Which are down the back of your pants
Plague: Ta!
Ether-eel mutters "Stupid grenade" in a chipmunk-y tone
Rainy: I still think it should be posted without the grenades bit so we can ruin Plague's reputation.
red|work: YES.
red|work: >: D
Ether-eel: Aye, the grenade part can always be cut
Rainy: So am I doing it or...? Heh.
red|work: DO IT DO IT
red|work: \o\
red|work: /o/
red|work: \o/
Rainy: Fine. I'll face Plague's wrath.
Ether-eel quotes Plague "Do eet!"
Rainy: I'm gonna

Behold this vile conspiracy! And know this! Never doth Plague comfort, he only DESTROYS!

[xraineyesx]

Yeah, yeah. You're tough. We all know.

I would like to point out the grenades only existed after we called you out.

[Eternity]

*** raptorman is now known as The_Dark_Lord
Hugsa_Bear: -_-
Baker: -_-
Imma_Bear: -_-
Imma_Nuts: -_-
Hugsa_Bear: -_-
The_Dark_Lord: I am the darklord.

[Eternity]

Sigh: -_-
Xv_Arie_vX: -_-
red|work: -_-
Baker: -_-
Xv_Arie_vX: -_-
Sigh: -_-
Xv_Arie_vX: -_-
Baker: -_-
Xv_Arie_vX: -_-
Sigh: -_-
Xv_Arie_vX: -_-
Baker: -_-
Xv_Arie_vX: -_-
Sigh: -_-
Xv_Arie_vX: -_-
red|work: -_-
red|work: -_-
Xv_Arie_vX: -_-
Sigh: -_-
Xv_Loki_vX: -_-
Xv_Arie_vX: -_-
red|work: -_-
Sigh: -_-

Xv_Arie_vX: GROUP DISAPPROVAL!!!!!

[Chainlinc3]

I think I started that one. >.>
Who was the group disapproving of though? I couldn't tell if it was me, or just general disapproval. >.<

[Sighlent]

Not gonna lie, this totally made my day:

[Crazy Hobo]

My first day in the lovely chat

Quakernuts tackles Red
red|work: :3
red|work is tackled!
red|work: @.@ oof!
Quakernuts: Hi!
CrazyHobo watches the tackle
CrazyHobo: 5 points
Quakernuts: 10 POINTS!
CrazyHobo: I'm obviously the Russian judge
Quakernuts: lol
red|work: yes CH, yes you are.
red|work gives a 7
red|work is the Chinese judge.
Quakernuts:
Quakernuts: 10!
red|work: 7 >.>
Quakernuts is the Canadian Judge
Mel: 9.1
red|work: xD
CrazyHobo still gives a 5
red|work: Mellie = the Elven judge?
red|work: xD
Quakernuts: "I would simply feel bad giving them less..."

[Kalon Ordona II]

< Moiros >: lol
< Moiros >: fire emblem
< Kalon >: you LAUGH at FIRE EMBLEM???
< Moiros >: its a funny source for sc-fi
Quakernuts has no talent in art, so is not picky
< CrazyHobo >: Fire Emblem is the shit
< Kalon >: ah, lol
Mel has no talent in art but is still picky. >. >
< Quakernuts >: I use the QUAKER emblem
CrazyHobo has mild talent for art, and isn't picky
Quakernuts was lying, He is F-ING AMAZING!
< Quakernuts >:
CrazyHobo wasn't lying. Only mild, quite mild
Mel would like to point out that Quaker is a compulsive liar and the above statement is evidence of this.
Kalon has a... talent... xD... for art, and is both picky and un-picky, depending on the level of skill -- more picky at more skill
Quakernuts would like to point out that Mel puts people down to bring himself up, the above statement proves this
CrazyHobo would like to point out notihng. He just felt like typing
Mel would like to point out that Quaker is only half correct. He does it purely for laughs.
CrazyHobo would like to point out that he is sorta cold, but not in a bad way
Kalon thinks people do all kinds of things for the lulz
Quakernuts would like to point out that it doesn't matter what Mel thinks, the religion of Quaker is always awesome
Mel thinks Kalon is correct.
Kalon wonders how we got into this sort of reddish conversation in the third person
Quakernuts is thinking about bagels
CrazyHobo argees
Kalon blames Quakers
CrazyHobo agrees
Mel would like to point out that Quaker is delusional.
CrazyHobo wants a baggel
Quakernuts doesn't take the blame, and points to the top one to show it was actually Hobo who started it all
Kalon wants a doughnut
Moiros would like to point out that the red gag is poorly executed.
CrazyHobo like really wants a bagel
Quakernuts loves donuts
Kalon Kraves Krispy Kremes
CrazyHobo is indiferent to donuts
Mel doesn't eat donuts.
Quakernuts wants to point out that Moiros is actually insane, and therefore his opinion doesn't matter
CrazyHobo enjoys donuts but not a ton
Mel would like to point out he agrees with Quaker for once.
CrazyHobo also agrees
Kalon wonders
CrazyHobo thinks that Moiros can suck it
Quakernuts would like to point out that he has marked this day on a calender "Day Mel agreed with me"
Mel wonders what Kalon is wondering.
Kalon was wondering little
Mel laughs at Quaker.
CrazyHobo gets in on the wondering
Quakernuts can't wonder, he's already there
Kalon is wondering when, if ever, this will end
CrazyHobo lol'ed
Quakernuts doesn't think it will
Moiros reminds crazyhobo to cry more like a baby.
Mel ponders that for a moment as well, then shrugs it away.
Kalon wonders who will end it first
CrazyHobo agrees with the statement
Kalon thinks it won't be him
Mel thinks Quaker might.
< Quakernuts >: me hopes it isn't him
< Quakernuts >: FUCK!
Mel laughs!
< Kalon >: AHAHAHAHA
*** Plague joined #FOG
Mel was right! ^^
+++ ChanServ has given voice to Plague
< Mel >: I win.
< Kalon >: CHAT SNIPPETS!

And so it is. xD