Silly Signs: The Game

Now, I'm sure some of you have seen some odd signs in your days on the Internet. And maybe some odd signs in real life. If you have a life...

Anyways, the rules:

1. You may post a picture, or describe a sign.
2. The sign may be obviously doctored.

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I've seen a sign along these lines on several occasions:

Learn English?

1-800-ENGLISH

(Babble about payment options, etc. All written in English.)

For some reason, important information about payment should not be written in English if the sign is about learning the language.

"Do not put in mouth. You could choke."

Part of a poorly translated warning. I forget the rest of it.

There was a sign back in Baltimore, MD that said you should donate your car to the blind. Actually, there were quite a few of them.

Sorry to any teenagers on the site...



this is how I feel when I'm driving.


gotta love them pidgeons.


and the infamous...

Hahaha nice thread idea.

I have some of these at home, so I'll be posting them later when I'm back.

All the signs here are taken by me personally.







I was surprised at my lack of weird crap. I mean, I was in Japan, and I KNOW I took a bunch of pictures of messed up signs. Then I remember all my engrish was in another folder. Here is all the crap I found in Japan. Enjoy. (I have more engrish than this, but this is all the sign related stuff). Oh yeah, and sorry for the ones with crappy quality.












(Try and pronounce that. I dare you.)












(This is not a sign, but it is too hilarious to not show you guys.)






(Why is there a cat fish on an earthquake sign? Japanese legend tells us that the flapping of the catfishes whiskers or fishs [I can't remember which] causes earthquakes. So this sign kinds makes sense.)

Ooh, great idea! It is so funny seeing one of these signs!

"NO SIGNS ALLOWED!"

Haha!
Some of these are pretty epic.