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^ watched.

^ has a not-so-secret crush on a spatula

^ grounded the spatula because I brought her home too late one night and she now forbids me from seeing it, forcing me to climb the walls and sneak into the spatula's room without anyone knowing and then proceeding to flipping burgers together.

Is on top of me all the damn time.

^Wears shorts because they're comfy and easy to wear.

^ Wears high heals because they are comfortable.

^Wears a fake mustache because it is fuzzy

^ Is bald because she likes to apply sunscreen on her scalp and adores the way it feels. She also likes burning the crap out of peoples eyes with the reflection.

^ has a tattoo on his forehead of another eye because he thought he would be able to see out of it.

^ lives in Antarctica with a colony of penguins

^ is part of said colony as a penguin.

^ has a fear of penguins.

^ is the Mayor of New York City.

^ is a Chinese dictator.

^Is the reincarnation of Mao

^ Meows (mewls?) obsessively while in the shower.

^ doesn't take showers

^ sings opera in the shower

^ can't sing at all.

^ doesn't have a mouth.

^ doesn't have a nose

^'s got a brilliant easel wot's got celtic carvings on it, and paints picktchahs of fuzzy li'''le sea urchins datin' frogs. Bloody fantastic, wot?

^ has a british accent but is really russian

^'s got a Gewldin Eegul wot's name is Frank. Frank goes ker-KEE when he sees mice, but sometoimes dives at 'em and gets his li''le claws caught in mousetraps. And he faffs about and says "Oi!" whenever an old berk shoves past without bowin' down in respect. Happens a lot, it does. And Frank eats fuzzy li''le hamsters. I seen it. Hurr-hurr-hee.

^ has a furry pink ewok named Tol'Barry who eats his fingernails for sustenance while shooting miscreants taking a shower after a long swim at the public swimming pool, who all happen to wear black short-shorts with hot pink stripes all while sipping a 1976 white chardonnay.

^ hasn't taken off his left sock in a fortnight. It's got a bloody awful stain on it from spilling his brekfust towmahto juice on it. It smells funny. I knows. Well, no I doesn't... smellin' doesn't work well when you've only half a nose, so to speak. But that's not the point. It obvusly smells funny. The dog makes funny noises. Bit of an aooowr, lok a whoine. He won't take off the sock, though. Silly git. Says it brings him lolly.

^ has been using the same Q-tip for over 9275203847623854 million years and doesnt plan on changing it because he thinks that the warm, orange-brownish slime on it feels nice and tastes good. He frames it after every use.

^ covers his walls in frilly pink girly posters because he finds the color soothing

^ enjoys country music

^ Goes to watch country music concerts