YOU'RE BANNED! The game.

You're banned because I was referring to your avatar.

I ban you for loathing Nicknames because now that tempts me to make you one.

I ban you for having an instinct for being annoying.

I ban you for being rude

I ban you because I was only pointing out the instinctual rudeness of the person I banned before you banned me. ^^_^^

I ban you because I am the Darklord.

Once Again

You're banned because you failed to use punctuation.

You are banned for pointing out my errors.

According to rule number 56 that means you shall be summarily executed.

Off with your head.

You're banned for making up rules.

You're banned because I agree with your banning of Raptorman.

You're banned for banning me without me having committed a bannable offense.

You are all banned for being mean to me.

That above is a joke.

In reality you are banned for spurious banning reasons.

You are banned for having feelings.

You're banned for wearing formal attire to a casual forum.

You're banned for being a sheep in wolf's clothing.

You're banned for stating that I wear sheep when I most clearly do not. A whole sheep is hard to wear as an article of clothing.

You're banned for not assuming that "wearing" wasn't an error, which it clearly was. *goes to edit

I ban you as part of my evil scheme to ban you all... one by one.

Target 1, Silvone: Eliminated

You're banned because you can never eliminate me, and because you are never in Sephchat...

*goes to sephchat*

I ban you for coming back after I banned you.

Target 1, Silvone: Eliminated (12/3/2009)

You're banned because I'm bitter about hearing that The Last Airbender theatrical trailer isn't going to be released until February instead of being attached to the Sherlock Holmes movie on Christmas. ^;_;^

I ban you as part of my evil scheme to take over the forums! And because you were complaining. ^^

Primary Target #1, Silvone Elestahr: Eliminated (12/3/2009)
Primary Target #2, Kathryn Lacey: Eliminated (12/3/2009)

You're banned because there are over four hundred members of FoG, and only a few of those members play this game, so there's no way you can ban them all. We aren't like Pokémon. ^^_^^

banned again for being rightish......

I shall create an ARMY!! after I ban all the banners, then I'll have lots of... OOH, I'll have lots of banner-bearers for my troops!! xDDD

Primary Target #1, Silvone Elestahr: Recruited (12/3/2009)
Primary Target #2, Kathryn Lacey: Recruited (12/3/2009)

You're banned because puns're bad, mmkay?

You're banned for pointy ears.

You're banned for having too much negative space in your avatar.

You`re banned for wanting more Brennan than was initially provided.

Your banned for Creating Less Brennan then was desired.

You`re banned because I`ve been on the bridge in your profile picture.