YOU'RE BANNED! The game.

You're banned for spoiling the ending of the book I was reading. It was called A story of the Confederacy and you told me that the south lost before I finished the book. Now the whole book is ruined!

You're banned for not paying attention in history class.

You're banned for not recognizing my joke. I am a history major.

You're banned for having an insider joke.

This whole thread is banned for overuse of pictorial emotes.

You're banned for hating on the emoticons.

You're banned for defending them.

You're banned for creating the emoticons then hating them.

You're banned for having conflicting seasons in your Avi and Sig.

You're banned for noticing something like that.

You're banned for using a Hellsing reference without using a Helllsing avi or sig.

You're banned for only knowing it to be a Hellsing reference and not knowing where Hellsing got it from to begin with.

You're banned because I don't know to which reference you're referring.

You're banned because you posted before me...and because you are due in for a banning.

You're banned for wearing black in front of a Christmas tree.

You're banned for suggesting that the color known as black has no place in such a holiday scene when black is the epitome of all colors.

SNEAK ATTACK!!

Why? You KNOW why!

Primary Target #1, Silvone Elestahr: Recruited 12/3/2009
Primary Target #2, Kathryn Lacey: Recruited 12/3/2009
Secondary Target #1, BarnyardLovin: Recruited 12/4/2009
Secondary Target #2, Bird of Hermes: Recruited 12/10/2009

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, ayup, ayup, that's right.
You have now been ...recruited.

You are banned for making a sneak attack to recruit people.

DOUBLE ATTACK!!

Oh yeah, how d'ya like me now? xD

Primary Target #1, Silvone Elestahr: Recruited 12/3/2009
Primary Target #2, Kathryn Lacey: Recruited 12/3/2009
Secondary Target #1, BarnyardLovin: Recruited 12/4/2009
Secondary Target #2, Bird of Hermes: Recruited 12/10/2009
Secondary Target #3, Frozen: Recruited 12/13/2009

All in a day's work.

You're banned for misreading something I wrote and therefore unjustifiably glaring at me.

You're banned for causing my lack of thinking at this moment.

You're banned because I am sick.

You're banned for your use of a Santa hat in your avi.

You're banned because you're obviously jealous that your wolf is incapable of staying still long enough for you to place a Santa Hat on him. You should train him to know better.

You're banned for coming up with that idea before me.

You're banned for being jealous of the idea.

You're banned for confusing jealously with envy.

You're banned for entering into a battle of semantics with me.

You're banned for being envious/jealous of my semantics.

You're banned because there are too many accusations in this thread.