I wish....

This game is simple. You post a wish, anything you want. The next person who posts, has to ruin the wish in some way, and then make another wish.
Example:
Person one: I wish for a million dollars.
Person two: You receive a million dollars, which promptly bursts into flames in your hands.
I wish for a dog.

It would continue on from there.
I'll start?

I wish I had a space ship.

You are granted a space ship, complete with a crew of man eating space monkeys.

I wish for a house!

Your wish for a house is granted. Unfortunatly, I gave a kid some matches, and it kinda sorta burnt down in a vague sort of way.

I wish for Morgan Freeman.

He is sent to your door - In a coffin.

I wish for sleep!

NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO! YOU KILLED HIM! NO!

You get five minutes, before the monkey lord of the 87th and one half demension wakes you up to battle the crocodile lord of the 87th and one third demnsion. With no weapons.

I wish for ice cream.

You get ice cream. FRIED ice cream!!!

I wish my mouth didn't hurt.

Your mouth no longer hurts...because all of your teeth just fell out.

I wish for a trip to Italy.

You end up in some small town named Italy located in the middle of New Mexico.

I wish for a high-five!

You get a yellow robot named Plex who gives you high-fives every three seconds, whilst saying "HIGH FIVE!" In his annoying robot voice every time he does so.

I wish it wasn't morning!

The sun explodes into a super nova, destroying Earth along with itself. At least there is no more dawn and no more morning, right?

I wish that the weather wouldn't fluctuate so sporadically in Oklahoma.

The weather stops fluctuating, and Oklahoma because a searing hot desert incapable of supporting life.

I wish I could go out and get Final Fantasy XIII

You get it and you get sucked back into your gaming addiction, your wife leaves you and takes your son with her.

Oh my, did that sound like a threat?

I wish that I could have fun once in a while!

You get sucked into another dimension, where you are forced to have fun 24/7 with no sleep food or water, untill you die.
I wish my cat wasn't so annoying.

Your cat becomes a total introvert and makes sure to hide at all times so you cannot find it. Ever.

I wish I didn't have to go to my next class, the only one that stands between me and Spring Break.

I inform you that my march break started yesterday after school, making you so angry you scream and yell, causing you to have a detention after school.

I wish I could drive...

Upon getting your license, your only car spontaneously combusts. Thus you are left with the ability to drive, but nothing to drive.

I wish an Engineering firm would call me back with a generous job offer.

Granted, but once you start, you find that you're wholly unsuited to the duties of your position, thus causing you to lose the job within your first week. >_>;

I wish for a trip to the Gold Coast...

You arrive at the Gold Coast, only to find that the entire area is infested with zombies.

I wish I could quit my job so I could focus on my last quarter of school without any other distractions.

Granted. Your school than has a surprise! Due to technical errors, you don't go to it anymore, nor have you ever.

I wish for spring to last forever!

Your wish is granted, along with uncontrollable spring time allergies.

I wish I had a Darwin-fish plaque for my car!

Your wish has been heard and your plague is now on your car, which in turn was tossed by some unknown force into the nearest body of water because the wish-granter thought you meant you wanted a fish on the plague as well. Thank goodness, you weren't in the vehicle when that happened!

I wish that November was here, so that I could hold my baby already.

November comes, but never goes away, leaving us in perpetual coldness.

I wish I had a job

Oh yeah, you do get a job. One that blows... Never mind, that's too easy.

You get a job as a tax collector for the rest of your 50 years life. Have fun being hated.

I wish I can travel to the worlds of favorite TV shows.

As you travel to one of the worlds, the show gets canceled and you find yourself trapped in a realm with several broad bars of various colors and go insane from the tone that never ceases.

I wish I wasn't going to bomb my upcoming exam...

You are given the answers, pass the test and then fail the course due to cheating.

I wish that I had a personal Diaper Changer person, to do the dirty job for me!

Granted. Your mom does it. In public. Forever.

I wish this kind of game doesn't involve that dirty sense of guilt after corrupting someone's wish.

Granted. Everyone who plays this game now becomes a sociopath. Congratulations!

I wish for a Biomedical Engineering summer research program to accept me to the program.

Granted, but when you get there, everyone gets Zombie Virus and it's cut back for 28 Weeks to quarantine the virus. Oh well.

I wish for a bouncing baby boy or a darling dear daughter.

Gah! You damn, dirty genetics engineers! You blew it all up!


Well, you get a bouncing baby boy. And it bounces. Once.

I wish that my first thought for this wasn't so dark.

Yer brain successfally erases the dawrk thought, along with abou' noinety percent o' the rest of yer moind.

I wishes fur a box o' colored penculs, and paypah, so's I can practice me technicul levita'in' and tellerk'nesis.