You Wake Up Married To The Person Above You...

*yawns and rolls onto side*

Huh? How warm...

*Opens eyes and sees Silvan*

Oh, hello babe. Vegas is great isn't it?

*leans down and kisses her*

I cannot remember what happened last night..oh my... roofies.

Darlin', you obviously married moi. Look at our rings.

-waves hand in front of face-

" There's no place like home, there's no place like home.....It's not working and I am still married to you." A few moment's of tense silence fills the air as the man of anarchy's avatar stares into the distance." Freedom is my birth right and the freedom to choose can not be bound by bands of gold and stone of carbon crystallized....I am sorry but Chaos shall not be bound by mistakes of the past."

Holy crap! When did I get sucked into Brokeback mountain!?

*Eyes slowly open to fall on Sunwolf's face*

Wha-, Oh my God!

*reels back, falling out of the bed and onto the floor.*

*wakes up due to a loud thud*

Huh? Who's there?

*rolls over and looks at the floor*

I'm in vegas again, ain't I?

*looks at finger and sees ring*

Yep. So hubby...care to make breakfast since you're already up...or down in this case?

Ow.....

*rubs his head*

Hm? Oh, sure. Much better than Sunwolf (no offense Sunny) What would ya like?

Awws, toast? For me? Delightful. Thanks so much.
Now why are you in my room?

*notices woman in the bed next to her* *sees wedding rings* Aw man, I have better luck with chicks in Vegas when I'm in a drunken haze than with men in regular life! Nothing against you, of course, but I'm actually heterosexual... *cries*

*glance*

*double glance*

*shrug*

Let's go dancing!

Ooh, I love dancing! : D Thanks for the invite!

Hey, here's that toast you asked for.

*gasps*

*hides under the sheets*

You mean.. when I thought I was hugging my pillow I was hugging you?!

>______<

(;D lol)

'fraid so, sugar. XD

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- 49 hours later -

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...so, where's my pillow then? D:

... Under your head.

*wakes up* *blinks twice* Say what? *notices wedding rings* *shrugs* Well, at least my drunken self decided to marry a dude this time... *rolls over and goes back to sleep hugging a pillow*

*snuggle* "Gerich veleth nin..." *snuggle*
"Shall we get back to writing our Middle-earth fanfiction, herves vell?"

Oooh...yes, please! But only as long as more snuggling is involved *wink wink*

And I have no idea what you said in that not-English language, but I think I like it

EDIT: I went and looked it up. I figured it was Elvish. It made me grin ^_^

*Blinks*

"Is this my Loki or Tsume persona?"

*Ponders for a moment*

"Jake is going to be pissed..."

[Yay, Viemera reference!]

*Wakes up and peeks over at the naked male form in the sheets. Creeping closer, I examine it to find it to be Loki.*

"There really is a God out there.... Mwahaha!"

*Creeps out of bed, shuts the blinds, locks the door, and jumps in bed like a wild animal.*

*Watches Eternity seal the room and jump into bed.*

"Best. Blackout. EVER!"

*Joins Eternity in her ravenous state.*

"Wait...what?! Oh yeah...TAKUN!"

-Snuggles the doggie-

"I'm %100 sure eightball had something to do with this..."

so that's where my pillow went!

*attaches cotton balls and goose feathers to Mellie* c:

myyy pillow. :3

*huggles*

"This reminds of me of that Sonata Arctica song... The Boy Who Wanted to be a Real Puppet ... only I didn't want to be a real pillow. I call voodoo!"

*suddenly grins wickedly*

PILLOW FIGHT!!!!

*grabs extra pillow and starts whacking like a maniac while cackling in glee*