You Wake Up Married To The Person Above You...

*Gets awoken by a pillow to the face*

"Oh, so that's how it's going to be?"

*Arms himself with a pillow*

"This marriage is going to be so much fun!"

*Wakes up again, looking over at Loki*

Damn, twice in one day. Thank goodness I've got stamina OVER 9,000!

*repeats the blinds being shut, door being locked, phone now off the hook, before pouncing into bed again*

* Insert clip, pull back slide, safety off, press against temple.......pull trigger........BLOODY MESS*

*Rises from the dead with a hole to the head*

"You's want some of me?"

*Rips clothes off and goes all resident evil on Hisoka before latching teeth into throat, gurgling something about how kinky guns are*

*wakes up from being bitten*

"Ouch! Hey!"

*grumbles and pushes a little at your head*

"Ah well, hope my blood is sweet"

*strokes your head*

"Well, that was a night I will never remember..." Looks at sleeping body next to him.

"AH! Please don't stab me with a dagger!"

"Yeah that was lame but what can I do? I am not so good at writing comedy. So I will end this with a fourth wall joke. " [grabs shovel]

*Wakes up, notices odd grave next to the bed and shovel, and the wedding band on finger*

Oh come on! I've barely been married for one night, and I've already driven him to burying himself alive...

*yawn*
*stretch*
*looks over*



*looks at ring finger*
*sees One Ring*

*yawns and stretches out her arms and touches something warm*

Hey!

*blinks and looks to the side.*

Kalon? Vegas, right?

*looks at our rings*

Well, what do you say about reading Lord of the Rings aloud to each other?

*Wakes up next to Miss Dagger*

"Okay, now before you freak out imagine how much money we could make off a reality t.v. show. I've already adopted a litter of children."

*Wakes up with a throbbing headache, beer on his breath, hand cuffed to the bed post, and a ring on his finger. Arches a brow and looks over at Inerio*

"This makes sense."

*wakes up in cheesy pirate-bride costume*

"This is NOT what I meant by role playing!"

"wakes up and turns to see Ryona... again*

"wtf? isnt this our second marriage in this thread?"

Wakes up and sees who he is married too.

"Man this is awkward..."

*wakes up*
*rolls over and notices occupant in the bed*
*sees wedding rings*

Wow, I'm getting a sense of deja vu. Oh well, wanna go get brunch?

*wakes up and feels warm body next to them*
*cuddles than realizes who it is*

Nice.

*goes back to sleep*

[jumps out of bed because of hunger]

"It's waffle time, It's waffle time, wont you have some waffle's of mine?"