The Neverending Story

This is a classic game. Since my other thread seems to be only about players making choices, this one will have players continuing the story in each of their post. It doesn't have to be Shakespearean or anything like that - just have fun with it.

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You wake up one day, in a bright summer morning, having nothing to do.

You wake up one day, in a bright summer morning, having nothing to do.
'Oh!' you think, 'I'm bored. I wonder what's for breakfast...'

You don't have to copy and paste the previous post, Kalon. Just continue it like this:

You head over to your dining room, but found your pet cat sitting on a fat rat, ready to dine on it as her dinner.

For some reason, this only makes you more hungry, not less.

You grab your cat and place her in between your jaws, ready to chomp her down. Your Mum is out back in the kitchen, cooking meals, so she isn't here to stop you.

But should she? Your cat's only been so naughty so many awful times. It's time somebody teaches this kitty to play nice.

Instead of devouring your cat, you only gnaw on its head until it learns its place. While it mews for sympathy, you laugh and bite with more newtons of force.

Silly animal. Men are your master!

This, indeed, causes the frisky feline to learn its place. In fact, it learns this so well that it darts as far from you as possible. It certainly does not wish to become your dinner.