True or False?

Mm. True. Although I probably wouldn't hold out for a whole two days before retreating to my sanctuary.

I caught Footnotes from reading Terry Pratchett ages ago. It's a habit where you put footnotes in things when there's more you want to say¹

1 Nope. No footnotes her- Goddammit!

False. Just because Terry pratchett is amusing doesn't mean I endeavor to use his mannerisms.

I was just in New York the other day.

False. I have never been to New York but would like to visit someday!

Was nearly trampled yesterday at work by the crazy Black Friday shoppers.

False. Grocery stores aren't as heavily afflicted by Black Friday as other retailers.

I'm going to try to become pretty today. ^^_^^

False. Rednecks can't become "Pretty". Unless you consider buckteeth and beer-bellys preety.

I'm going to go pillaging today.

False, I am too ill to go plunder. It makes me irritated.

I am still in bed.

False, although I did just wake up.

I hate sleeping without my aircon on.

False. I usually have it off.

Using a family member's computer because laptop now has a virus.

False. If the laptop has a virus, I wouldn't know of it, nor use it anyway.

I'm effectively playing a card game.

False. I am playing a video game.

I am...sleepy.

False. I am more on the annoyed and bored scale.

Waiting for my last reply before I have to say goodbye to fog for a day or two thanks to computer issues.

False. My computer is running just fine because Misery helped me fix it when it acquired a virus months ago.

I have a significant other who also plays on FoG.

Sort of true. She used to use Fog, but doesn't anymore.

I had a long trip home yesterday.

False. It was only the twenty minute drive from town to home that I take every day I have to work anyway.

When I was little, I used to pretend that oatmeal was a potion, and I was adding things ((brown sugar, milk, etc.)) to it to make it into something amazing.

False. Wasn't a very oatmeal-liking person.

The cold is not my friend.

True! True! True-to-the-max! We hateses it! :: twitches ::

I feel that pie is better than cake.

False. I'm a cake man myself. Most pies have icky innards... that are gooey... and not yummy

I liked crispy m&m's over normal M&ms.

False. I dislike them both equally. Chocolate for the most part does not do good things to my physiology. Whenever I eat it I get to spend an hour in the bath room afterwards.

I have family in new england.

False. Peanut M&M's are my favorite. =3

True. Pennsylvania is where some are.


I love sour candy.

False. Sour for the sake of candy? Blasphemous! Candy should be sweet or strong!

I find puns an okay art when sprinkled lightly.

Not so much. Puns get old really fast. Even in light doses they are too much.

I like vanilla ice cream.

True, but my favorite is mint.

I prefer sorbet over ice-cream.

False. Sorbet is too soft and light, not substantial enough.

I haven't updated my music in a long time.

That's sort of true. Ever since I had to wipe my computer, I haven't placed most of my music back onto it. I definitely haven't updated my iPod since autumn of 2007, either. =\

I won four hours of pay at my work's Christmas party last night. =3

False my office doesn't have a Christmas party although my supervisor invited us to a party at his place.

I should be finishing up my paper today.

False(((

I am going to watch Alice in Wonderland this week

True. Misery and I are going to see it in 3D this weekend. I think it'll be on Sunday, but I count Monday as the first day of the week because Sunday is a part of the weekend.

I have only fully dyed my hair twice.

False. I have never done such a thing.

I like to resurrect threads.

False. The thought of doing so actually makes me really uncomfortable, because I get the feeling that I'd be breaking a rule of some kind every time I consider it. >_>;

I always go back to edit my posts if I see any errors, no matter how old the posts are.

True. I proofread like crazy.

I am always online.