~Why?~

This is the Why? game. It helps us get to know each other a bit. What happens is the poster asks a question (open-ended or to a specific person, their choice), and answer the above posters question. It can be personal or trivial, such as an opinion or a definition. Trivial matters can reflect one's personality, so we can get a deeper understanding of your mind and person. I'll go first.

Fate Foretold, why did you choose me to come here? I know I didn't really do anything on RPGFO, so I couldn't of been noticeable.

This isn't really a game if you're going to be addressing people personally. If you want to ask questions to specific individuals, then you can PM them. The point of a game though is to ask questions to the next poster. Honestly, Mezrin, I can't remember. I must have liked your posts. I don't know what else you want me to say.

If you want to keep this here as a game, that's cool. We just can't predict who will post next, so you can't really ask the below poster a question that's meant to be directed toward someone specific. Know what I mean? Who's to say that person your question is for will ever even look here? It's just not practical, and like I said, if you really do have questions for someone, you can just PM them! So, yeah, just make a general question.

ATTN: Next person,

are you a virg *is shot*

Pepsi or Coke? (wrong thread)

What are your thoughts on yaoi

In your opinion, could Darth Vader have led a secret life as an intergalactic rapper, and if so, what would one of his songs have sounded like?

LOL!! I think you turned this into the This or That game now, Fluffball!!

I just noticed that. >_> Now answer the new question!

Omg, yes. He would probably use a voice effect to make his voice high-pitched like a mouse for comic relief for his minions.

What is your favorite animal?

A heffalump!

Why is water?

True, Fate, but it's still fun. Darth Vader rapping makes up for anything I've done wrong, so ha!

Water is not unyou.

Who let the dogs out?

Who, who, who, who?

Who did it?

The fat guy in the yellow suit.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Figure out what a Klondike bar is and decide if I even want one.

Why do I always see genitalia in clouds?

Because you're 15 years old and everything you see reminds you of sex. It keeps happening for at least the next 2 years (take it from me).

Why is it always necessary for small girls to undress their barbie dolls and LEAVE THEM NAKED? Seriously, if I see one more pair of tiny plastic boobs I'm gonna screaaaaaaaaam.

Little girls don't see anything sexual in playing with dolls, so it's not a big deal for them to leave their dollies naked. Perhaps said little girl became bored or distracted in the middle of dressing/undressing her doll?

For a while, people were just asking random questions, when I think for a proper game that fits the title, the questions should always start with "Why." This way it's actually a game and not just random questions, and it's slightly more challenging.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

Because they like to eat the bugs out of my hair.

Why am I so awesome?

Because you truly believe it yourself. It's unnecessary for others to think so. :: pet, pet ::

Why have insects become a bigger problem than they used to be?

Congratulations: that was the subtlest burn I have ever seen. *is petted, is burned, doesn't care, purrs anyway*

Because it's hotter than it used to be. Also, it seems that way every summer. (Fire ants suck!)

Why are pit bulls such mean-ass dogs?

Because humanity is moving further and further away from nature. We've, as a race, begun to become spoiled in our houses, buildings, towers, separated from the world and its harsher moments. That something can slip through our cracks yet still be so alien and unlike us in every way is frightening to say the least. Not to mention their stupidity...

...God damnit, that was a really good one!
I've never had any problems with pit-bulls. I don't know what you're talking about The smaller a dog gets, though, the eviler it gets.

Why do people hate me so?

Because you come off as a jerk, and it seems as if you try to make those around you feel stupid or lesser being than you just to raise your own self-esteem.

Why is it so difficult to put an image concept from my mind onto paper?

Because you and I have the same problem: we're so awesome that there's no room for artistic talent. At least, not the visual-arts kind.

Why is Muse so amazing?

Only his music is amazing because he's not awesome enough to have that awesomeness overpower his musical talents. He's actually kind of fucked up because when he came to Iowa he knowingly hit on a sixteen year old girl here. Ew...

I have photographic talents, actually. It's just putting it on paper that is a bust. =\ Photography is a visual art, though.

Why are furry creatures so adorable?

Isn't Muse a band, not a person...?

And those animals are so cute because they resemble human babies. That they surpass them on cuteness levels for you (and me as well) means that you're a freakish side effect of the domestication of animals in which we've virtually turned kittens/puppes/etc. into our mockeries of children.

Why did pederasty begin being acceptable and why did it stop being so?

Well, I meant the lead singer. You never see his backup band. It's usually just him.

I'm assuming it became acceptable because humans are stupid, and they realized they were being stupid, so it became unacceptable. Who really knows?

Why does eczema have to exist?

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Oops! It seems I was confused. It was Moby not Muse of whom I was thinking! ^^_^^;;
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