Roll to Dodge the Alien Threat (Closed, Concluded)

Look up to the sky for any UFOs. >.>;; You can't be too sure nowadays.

Loki calls in to headquarters to inquire whether they are aware of said fire choppers to confirm that they are hostiles. If they are, then request anti-aircraft support.

((Can I be the one who stole Quaker's rifle? Pleeeease? xD))

(If YES)
Disembarking, I wield MY two rifles, one with each arm. One of them has "Agent Kalon II" printed on it; the other reads "Agent Quakernuts II Kalon II." I aim both at once, one eye for each rifle, observing the helicopters [through their scopes?].

(If NO)
Disembarking, I aim with my rifle, observing the helicopters [through its scope?].

((Disambiguation: I aim, hopefully with two rifles, hopefully through scopes, trying to observe something useful about the fire-spewing helicopters.))

I attempt to gain superhuman powers by eating the woman's corpse. It worked in a movie once.

Lady tries to use her singing to bolster morale in the group. -giggles-

Moira III:
Note: The last mission was SEVERAL events. Any one of them could have been your intention.
En Taro Adun.
Roll: 6!
My Life For Aiur!
Status Effect Acquired: [Fervor: Your hands are encased in psionic blades. Unfortunately, you can't find a way to take them off...]
Skill Acquired: [Dash: You can close the distance to melee range without leaving yourself open to opportunity strikes.]

Plague:
You look for anything out of place.
Roll: 5!
Well, there's the FLAME-THROWING HELICOPTERS OF DEATH over there.
But, you know, who minds a little fire, right?

Quaker II:
You fortify your motercycle!
Roll: 3 + 1 = 4!
You start fortifying it, but then realize that fortifying a vehicle would just be silly!
Plus, there's nothing light enough to attach...

Gunneh:
You begin your noble quest for life.
Roll: 1!
You find NONE.
Like, seriously. You can't even find your team.

Red II:
You search for UFOs!
Roll: Autosuccess!
Seriously! How many times to I need to mention FLAMETHROWING OBJECTS OF DEATH?

Loki:
You call HQ!
Roll: Autofail!
Something's started jamming the signal...

Kalon II:
You observe the choppers through your rifle scope (singular).
Roll: Hidden.
You don't see anything out of the ordinary. Just choppers torching things at random.
You know, the usual.

Raptorman II:
You engage in self-improving cannibalism.
Roll: 6!
...
The GM does not have the time or inclination to figure out what this will do.
So... You'll have to wait until she digests.

Lady Despair:
You try to boost morale.
Roll: 1!
A chopper is attracted by the noise.
It lights you on fire, then turns on the rest of the team.
Status Effect Acquired: [Flaming: You are taking damage every turn.]

Announcement:
I'm not going to be able to update this daily (as you've undoubtably noticed). I'll keep it going, but I won't commit to any set update schedule.

Try to focus your latent psychic powers into a powerful psi-bolt, and focus on one of those flying doom machines (and aim for the pilot). Focus, like you need to kill the juggernaut and his anti telepathic helmet!

Fire a round into what I assume is either a weak spot or the cockpit of the chopper that is attacking.

Action: Drive the motorcycle outside of the gas station, swerving to avoid incoming fire, and shoot a trio of rounds at the flying hovership thingy!

Summon thunderbolts to throw at those UFOs. XD

Already aiming, I fire a shot at the nearest helicopter's tail-propeller.

Declare this area a danger zone, and investigate deeper into the rubble, which should protect me from incoming fire as well!

I attempt to help put out the fire burning lady by breaking open the seal on a fire hydrant with by stun baton and pushing her into the water that sprays out.

*sigh*
Sorry guys, I'm afraid I need to put this on hiatus. I just don't seem to have the time lying around to do the updates with any sort of regularity. I'll resume it in a week or so, once things have settled down.

MMMKAY GUYS! I'MMA TRY AND GET THIS PARTY STARTED AGAIN!

Now, I'm aware we have a fairly strong zombie fandom here, so I'm gonna take a quick poll before getting things started again.

Would you rather:
A: CONTINUE THE CURRENT GAME
OR!
B: START A NEW ROLL-TO-DODGE WITH A ZOMBIE THEME

Vote people! Gogogo!

I vote C : SPACE Zombies!

SPACE ZOMBIES ALL THE WAY!

Zombie theme works for me

Zombies...this may be the most awesome thing...EVAR!

*Brings out his chainsaw*

Crazy and Kalon:
I have no clue how to work that, so, I'm going to count those as "no votes" unless you post with an actual vote. >.>

Also, I'll prolly leave the voting going until Thursday-ish, and get the RTD written up and going for Friday (assuming that the Zombies win with their current lead).

ZOMBEH?! ZOMBEH?! I PAWNCH DE ZOMBEH.

Fine, zombehs it is.

I have 4 votes for zombies out of 10 people who have been involved (by my counts at least). Two more votes and I can end voting early!

Yo-ho-ho! Five votes for zombies!
I'll hopefully get a rule set drawn up tonight-ish, and post it all up tomorrow so you guys can get your characters set up! Get ready for...
ROLL TO DODGE DE ZOMBEHS!
Edit:
Plague is gonna "boomshakala" the posts in here, so please don't post until I've finished repurposing the thread.