Hello, Hello

WOW. So I'm a little late in posting this. Hi, everyone! I'm Tartra. I'll see you guys around the roleplays.

Hey, Tartra! I read your current one-on-one, and I have to admit, I was impressed! Keep up the good work!

Thanks, buzzwolf! I'm actually surprised people are reading it, but if anyone else thinks it's interesting... awesome!

Welcome, Tartra! It's good to have you here!

Hullo hullo hullo. How are you? I hope you enjoy your time at FoG!

If you've got any questions, feel free to ask. Of course, this may answer any of them. FAQ

Sounds like you are roleplaying already. How nice! Be sure to stay and enjoy your time!

I am so disappointed with all of you; none of you are showing the true insanity that is FOG.

Ahem, now then, make sure you don't fall into the crocodile pit, oh, and make sure you watch out for that booby-trapped fridge. Last week Johnny opened it and let me tell you, it was NOT pretty.

Welcome to FOG!

Thanks for the welcome, everyone!

D: And Ragter, that doesn't help me at all. Johnny opened it and didn't close it and now I've got a crocodile on my foot. It's cute, but I'd really like it to stop eating my toes.

Welcome to the swirling mists!

And Ragtar is right! Where is the insanity? The blood-thirsty vampires? The soul-eating demons? *nibbles on Tartra's soul* The moon-raving werewolves?

Where is everyone? :O *looks around* So empty when insanity have taken a vacation. But I'm sure it'll end soon. In fact, I can guarantee that.

The rabbit hole is that way *points*, but it doesn't go to wonderland, nothing fancy like that. Jump and you'll get a surprise, or depending on your intellect, maybe not... (*whispers: there are rabbits inside*)

So...once again, welcome!

Ha-HAA!! I, Kalon Ordona II, have arrived!

WELCOME to the FOG, Tartra!
Much of -ing for your writing skills!

Enjoy your exploration of the swirly mists! And keep a close watch on that soul of yours.
We do things by the book around here; the procedure for souls is as follows:

SoulScaring -- a long process that can take months -- then SoulNibbling, then SoulBiting -- which is where I come in; *ompfsklchthhk* ^vv^ -- then SoulSucking, which leads to SoulStealing, which soul is then delivered for the SoulEating. Unless we give the soul back after we SoulSteal it, which is not unheard of.

If you get your soul back, you'll probably want to specialize in one area of our SoulHaunting habits. I'm with the SoulBiting department, for example. *ompfsklchthhk* ^vv^ A lot of us here are into SoulNibbling. SilvanArrow is the general manager in that capacity; I believe she has headquarters close by in a foggy treehouse.

Actually I should mention that our entire SoulHaunting organization is supervised by Charlie the Ghost, expert specialist in all forms of SoulHaunting, the whole gauntlet from SoulScaring to SoulEating. He'll be able to answer your more specific questions, I'm sure, and help with your initiation.

We've recently gone international under the name SoulHauntings, Ltd., stationed on an island in the Bermuda Triangle. Currently accepting applicants. Contributions welcome.

Hm. Well, Kalon seems to have covered most of the formal introduction work, so I'll just cover the fine print.

By joining FOG, and posting in it's treasure trove of threads, your soul and all related merchendise are now property of SoulHauntings, Ltd. Should we 'return' your soul, please note that it is still our property and will be seized in the event of hunger.

Now, with that nasty little bit out of the way...Welcome! Be sure to enjoy your stay here! And if you have any questions, my inbox is always open for all manner of questions!

Please note, marriage proposals will be immeadiatly deleted.

- Plaguewalker

Hello, hello!

Welcome to FOG! I hope you enjoy yourself, and if you ever have any questions, feel free to ask any one of the moderators or myself! Be sure to check your Inbox too for some helpful information!

Cheers!

Thanks guys! Glad to be here.

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I hope you enjoy yourself here. Feel free to ask questions!

Yikes, so much happens when I'm gone for a weekend! Wait! Don't let the welcome wagon leave without me!

Ahem...welcome to FOG! I can see everyone has covered most of the basics, so I'll keep it brief. As Kalon said, I am the Supervisor of the SoulNibbling branch of SoulHauntings, Ltd. We SoulNibblers view our task as the process of tenderizing the soul to prepare it for SoulBiting. We take great pride in the thoroughness of our nibbling habits so that the rest of the haunting and eventual theft of said soul proceeds in a smooth, yet chaotic and terrifying fashion.

Now that we have hopefully thoroughly convinced you of our collective insanity, please enjoy your stay here at FOG!