Conversations with God
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Conversations with God
by Lumeus on Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:45 am
It was late. I don't recall exactly how late, but late enough to find infomercials hilarious.
I was sitting there, with my thoughts, my "tired but not ready to go to bed" thoughts, wondering what a conversation with God would be like. What questions would I ask? Better yet, what would the answers be?
So, I decided that I would create the conversations in full knowledge that I would be the one answering for God. Knowing that, I kept a few things in mind while writing God's reply. God is omnipotent. God is omniscient. God is omnipresent. And God doesn't need to say much to get his point across.
Here are a few of the conversations that followed.
Conversation 1
Me: Are you real?
God: That depends.
Me: On what?
God: On whether or not you are real.
Me: So, my physical presence in this time and place determines whether or not the creator of the Heavens, the Earth, Time and Space is truly in existence?
God: Yes.
Me: Wow.
God: The same can be said of your couch.
Conversation 2
Me: What's it like to die?
God: Try again.
Me: What's it like to live?
Conversation 3
Me: What's your favorite type of music?
God: The ones with notes in them.
Conversation 4
Me: How big is the Universe?
God: I haven't decided yet.
Conversation 5
Me: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
God: About the same number of licks it takes to ruin the flavor of a Tootsie Pop.
I was sitting there, with my thoughts, my "tired but not ready to go to bed" thoughts, wondering what a conversation with God would be like. What questions would I ask? Better yet, what would the answers be?
So, I decided that I would create the conversations in full knowledge that I would be the one answering for God. Knowing that, I kept a few things in mind while writing God's reply. God is omnipotent. God is omniscient. God is omnipresent. And God doesn't need to say much to get his point across.
Here are a few of the conversations that followed.
Conversation 1
Me: Are you real?
God: That depends.
Me: On what?
God: On whether or not you are real.
Me: So, my physical presence in this time and place determines whether or not the creator of the Heavens, the Earth, Time and Space is truly in existence?
God: Yes.
Me: Wow.
God: The same can be said of your couch.
Conversation 2
Me: What's it like to die?
God: Try again.
Me: What's it like to live?
Conversation 3
Me: What's your favorite type of music?
God: The ones with notes in them.
Conversation 4
Me: How big is the Universe?
God: I haven't decided yet.
Conversation 5
Me: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
God: About the same number of licks it takes to ruin the flavor of a Tootsie Pop.
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Re: Conversations with God
by Kalon Ordona II on Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:22 pm
*reads*
That's pretty neat, Lumeus! ^^
That's pretty neat, Lumeus! ^^
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Re: Conversations with God
by Lumeus on Thu Aug 12, 2010 5:11 am
Conversation 6
God: You're back.
Me: If you're omnipresent, I don't think I could have left.
God: True, what can I do for you?
Me: What's your favorite movie?
God: Your life has not seen its production yet.
Me: What's your second favorite movie?
God: The Adventures of Milo and Otis.
Conversation 7
Me: What's Heaven like?
God: You know that part in the Bible where it describes what Hell is like?
Me: Yeah.
God: It's the opposite of that.
Conversation 8
Me: I have a confession to make.
God: You're forgiven.
Me: That was easy.
God: Who said it was going to be hard?
Conversation 9
Me: Someone told me you were just an imaginary friend for grown-ups.
God: Possibly.
Me: So, it's possible that you're a fictitious being?
God: Anything is possible.
Me: So, if I jump off my roof I'll be able to fly?
God: Possibly.
Conversation 10
Me: I've got another confession to make.
God: I'm your fool.
Me: What?
God: Foo Fighters.
Me: Wow.
God: You don't like the Foo Fighters?
Me: You do?
God: We went over this already.
Me: But, the Foo Fighters?
God: What's your confession?
Me: I can't even remember.
God: You're back.
Me: If you're omnipresent, I don't think I could have left.
God: True, what can I do for you?
Me: What's your favorite movie?
God: Your life has not seen its production yet.
Me: What's your second favorite movie?
God: The Adventures of Milo and Otis.
Conversation 7
Me: What's Heaven like?
God: You know that part in the Bible where it describes what Hell is like?
Me: Yeah.
God: It's the opposite of that.
Conversation 8
Me: I have a confession to make.
God: You're forgiven.
Me: That was easy.
God: Who said it was going to be hard?
Conversation 9
Me: Someone told me you were just an imaginary friend for grown-ups.
God: Possibly.
Me: So, it's possible that you're a fictitious being?
God: Anything is possible.
Me: So, if I jump off my roof I'll be able to fly?
God: Possibly.
Conversation 10
Me: I've got another confession to make.
God: I'm your fool.
Me: What?
God: Foo Fighters.
Me: Wow.
God: You don't like the Foo Fighters?
Me: You do?
God: We went over this already.
Me: But, the Foo Fighters?
God: What's your confession?
Me: I can't even remember.
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