Clyde as in a spy

My full name is Jene P. Clyde, but honestly who wants to see that long of a name on a forum. It would be a bloody nightmare. So I go by Clyde or Jene, just Clyde or Jene. Kind of like a spy.
I don't normally do this on forums, but I realize by not making people aware I cause problems when I don't understand things in social situations. I have mild autism and am a high functioning aspergers. I know this won't excuse me of any wrong behavior, but it gives a clear distinction on why I am crazy....only sometimes....I hope.

Its a pleasure to be a member here. I have been roleplaying for nearly 5 to 6 years now, and so I do hope to make a lot of awesome writing friends. And instead of welcoming cookies I prefer welcoming awesome sauce. The more awesome possum your sauce is the more you become awesome.

Welcome to FOG, Clyde! You're definitely in the right place for excellent role-playing, and I have no doubt you'll make lots of writing friends. We're all a friendly bunch with a healthy dose of craziness. Feel free to ask if you have any questions - I guarantee you'll have a horde of people rushing to answer all at once! Enjoy your stay, and here's heaping helping of welcoming awesome sauce! *hands over sauce*

*drinks sauce*

Thank you for the warm welcome. I appreciate it, and we all should have a healthy dose of crazy. If we don't we become sane. And sane is bad. Sane makes you...makes you take over the world.

Welcome to fog, you'll fit right in, I promise! There's tons of folks that are crazy here! Or haven't shown any other signs anyway

If you've any pertinent questions, most can be answered here: FAQ

For the rest, just find a friendly mod (I'm sure you can tell the difference ). And join the abundant Lepidopterist faction within the chat! Or rather, just join the chat room. I'm sure you'd be having buckets of fun. Also, pull up a good rp and snuggle tight to it.

Anyway, have fun! But I'll have you know we have no possums in our awesome sauce! It lowers the awesome content by an amount equal to the mass of the possum that displaces the concentrated awesome :/

*Hands some awesome sauce, 100% concentrated*

Enjoy le sauce most awesome!

Evil mods spit venom from their fangs. <---I think

Yes, I agree totally on your possum occasion. But awesome sauce is there to imitate the awesome of possums.

Clyde wrote:Evil mods spit venom from their fangs. <---I think.

..... So I take it you know Plague then? Venom in his fangs is a concentrated slurry of cynicism and wrath that is quick to debilitate its victim.

*Hands Clyde the Moonseye anti-venom.*

It's always good to keep it convenient, especially when entering the IRC.



Anyways, welcome to FoG and take this complimentary awesome sauce hand-made from the finest possum that has been dry aging since the height of the Sega Genesis era.

A cloud of darkness billows up from a crack in reality that suddenly opened. Faint yellow balefire eyes gleam from within the smoky mass and a sinister whispering voice speaks out. "Welcome."

Well, I must say it is nice to meet someone of the insanity-induced mentality. As for me, I have no reason for being insane, other than it is fun. Although you are wrong on the sane taking over the world, because I have done it at least five times.

Anyways, you want awesome sauce? Who doesn't want awesome sauce!

*A flash from Quaker's hand and a giant bottle of awesome sauce appears.*

I believe this is what you are looking for. Anyways, welcome to the forum, and don't let my little ramble scare you out of here, because I tend to do this a lot and everyone has gotten used to it by now.

I think...>.>

*Throws the bottle of awesome sauce at Clyde...which suddenly has a possum clinging to the side!*

Woohoo!

Thank you all for the welcome and the all kinds of different awesome sauces.

YOU SAID AWESOME SAUCE = instant points with Eternity.

Hey, and welcome to FoG!!!!!!

*Pours awesome sauce over Clyde*

Hah, you said said awesome sauce. Thats some rape sauce right there.

I love sauce, it's delicious.... but the word sauce is starting to sound weird to me, what about you...

sauce....sssaauuuccee...

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Welcome to FoG!

The awesome sauce is very awesome!
Welcome to the FOG, Clyde!

Thank you again for all the welcomes. I greatly appreciate the warm welcomes of awesome sauceness.

Welcome to the swirling sauce...no I mean mist!

I hope you have a lot of sauce...fun, FUN! And that you get a lot of sauce when you need it...HELP! Aka you get help and I get sauce. NO DAMNIT: HELP!

This is such a sauce.....

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I see you're settling in just fine. I hope you enjoy yourself here.