Entity of Sin

I use to be on this site under a different name when management was less pleasing. I've returned after finding that Fate has taken back control of her site. Hoping this time I won't rage delete my account like I did last time.

Lastly I'm not giving out the username I used when I first joined this site way back when FoG had around 400-450 members.

I'm hoping my experience now will be a refreshing one. Looking very forward to it.

If this is true, then I'm 60% sure I remember you, and I'm also sure that I have welcomed you before. In either case, it is time for... WELCOME 2.O MAXIMUM IMPACT EDITION!

ARE YOU READY FOR FoG TO KICK YOU IN THE ASS? WELL THIS SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY, IT'S ROLEPLAY OVERDRIVE! FEATURING RAGTAR THE INVINCIBLE, DISASTER DIO, SATAN'S SERVANT SILVAN AND KALON 2 - THE REVENGE!

SEE SOME HEART POUNDING BONE CRUSHING WRITING AS WE BEGIN TO BLOW YOUR MIND!

AND WELCOM TO THE BOARDS!

ROFL

Yeah you did welcome me before. As did a few others that I remember, Kalon being one of them, so it's good to see the humor hasn't left at all. Not sure when I'll have a roleplay up nor do I know exactly where I want to start posting stuff up.

I'll try not to rage delete my account this time around and instead contribute to the community in some way.

I know for certain that I didn't welcome you. So here's my first shot at it. (Unfortunately - or fortunately enough - for you, I'm not nearly as hilarious as Dio is.)

Welcome back to FOG!

I hope you continue to find it enjoyable and do indeed not rage delete your account.

Oh Dio, what would we do without your twisted, endlessly amusing sense of humor? I probably saw you around FoG during my infant days here, so it's great to welcome you back! The humor hasn't left in the slightest; if anything, I think people have gotten even more psychotic . Sounds like you already know your way around here, so I'll just say have fun, I hope you don't rage delete your account again, and whatever you do, guard your soul! We like to nibble...

Hm... you could be one of two people, neither of which I remember welcoming in their intro thread. How unfortunate. :/
Oh well; I suppose that's the idea. A fresh start. Always a pleasure to see a prodigal FOGger. ^_^


And now...
BLUAHAHAHA-HEEEEE-oooooooo, heheh, heh, heh, *gasp* MLAHAHAHAAAA!!
NOW... the games have beGUN!! For I, the he who puts the EPIC in "AWESOME" *

"How can he do that," you ask?
Watch and be amazed, as Kalon Ordona II achieves the impossible....

Begin by stating the goal (Kalon puts the Epic in Awesome) and rephrasing it as an equation, thus: Kalon plus Epic equals Awesome.

Proof:

AWESOME = KALON + EPIC
(1 + 23 + 5 + 19 + 15 + 5) = (5 + 16 + 9 + 3) + (11 + 1 + 12 + 15 + 14)
50 = 33 + 53
50 = 86

...divide by the 2 in Kalon Ordona II...

25 = 43
my lucky number = my other lucky number
25 x Luck = 43 x Luck
(2 + 5) = (4 + 3)
7 = 7

...so since both numbers are equally lucky...

(AWESOME)/2 x Luck = (KALON + EPIC)/2 x Luck

...multiply by 2; divide by Luck; which proves...

KALON + EPIC = AWESOME

* have come to welcome you AGAIN, to the FOG! of DOOM!

Kalon, your math makes absolutely not sense. >.>

Also, you've welcomed me before. That probably doesn't help narrow it down. I would give you a hit but that would give it away and that isn't what I want.

Still not sure what I'll do on here, might just use the blog forum for the time being.

It'll take the fun out of it to explain, but I will anyway. ^^

Take numerical values of the letters.
Combine.
At this point the two sides of the equation still appear to be not equal.
But lo! When we apply a bit of Me and a bit of Luck, dividing by 2 and then adding the two digits of each side together, behold! the equation is balanced!
Reverse the equation and work backwards.
Voila! We have verifiably achieved the impossible! xD

Edit:
Probably what threw you off, I see now, is that the numerical value sets aren't in the same order as the starting words. It still works mathematically, it was just confusing where it didn't have to be. Oops.