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Hi Xero, and welcome to FOG!

First, let me say that you've come to the right place if you want to find a higher quality of writing. We take nothing less than that here.

Second, I hope you are enjoying FOG and if you need anything or are confused, don't hesitate to ask.

Third, if you have the url, click the button above that looks like a photograph (the one with the floppy disk over it, not the one next to it). Copy and past the url into the url button, choose a size, and click host. It should give you a nifty little link that you can paste directly into your post. Try that.

Fourth, Dio does have some pretty awesome greetings.

Again, welcome! And I hope to see you around FOG.

*Dio pushes and shoves a massive quantity of originality into the thread from the side*

*Looks up.*

AbsoluteXero wrote:P.S. Dio, I've seen your greetings. *applauds and grins* 'Nough said.

xraineyesx wrote:Fourth, Dio does have some pretty awesome greetings.

*Dio shoves Xero and Xraineyesx into a room at gun point.*

"Who told you about my greetings? Who? WHO? Are you the KBG, CIA, FBI, NID, CBC, PCP, GHB, LMNOP? Oh I get it... Both your names start with an X. Very clever. You both must be part of the..."

*Dio pulls down a giant sheet covering the wall to reveal the words...*

T H X

"The Horrible X's!" Dio shouts, "You've come to put an end to my greetings. Well I can't allow that I-- Wait. THX. It all makes sense now! THX is at the beginning of all major block buster hits, that means you own the film makers, and the theaters. You plan to steal all my ideas, then market them on the big screen. I knew it! Well you'll never catch me. NEEEEEVVVVVEEEEERRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........."

*Dio runs away, accidentlally leaving behind his pile of originality. Amongst the pile lies the words...*

WELCOME TO THE BOARDS!

.....

*dies of laughter* Nice Dio; well done!

Welcome to FOG, Xero. I'm pretty sure you'll enjoy writing with us.

*is still baffled at how Dio put the truth together using random acronyms.*

*grins*
Thanks all for the welcome.
I'm sure I shall as well ^.^
And thanks Rain

Welcome to FoG, Xero! You're definitely in the right place for excellent role-playing and awesomely crazy people! FoG is a recommended part of a daily balanced breakfast. Side effects are generally major and include improved writing skills, desires and plans for world domination, obsessions with blowing up things, and having your soul nibbled.

Enjoy your stay!!!

Of course.

How are you liking FOG so far?

*snickers as she jots down all the random greetings throughout the board by Dio* They're just too easy to trace, you know?

Anyway, I was thinking we put this in a semi-intelligent order, call it a plot, send it to Hollywood, and make a pile of cash. I then suggest that we roll around in that cash cackling all the while and throw it the air for fun.

*shatters in through the skylight*

NOT SO FAST, RAINY. I'M ONTO YOUR SCHEMES.

*gathers up all the originality Dio left behind, and stashes it into a breifcase, and then chains said briefcase to his arm, and then said arm to a train, and then onto a plane*

Never shall you possess these secrets!

Oh. And welcome to FOG, AbsoluteXero. It a wee chilly? Need anything, gimme a shout. I'll help. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to escape to some foriegn country to hand of this originality for safe keeping.

*Dramatic exit through the window, dragging briefcase, train and plane with him*

Dio bows to P-Walker. "It appears I have found a formidable foe. I shall be watching....."

Whoa, sorry I'm late!
The THX, by the way, Dio, was pure, blinding brilliance. xD

Welcome to the FOG, AbsoluteXero! Great username. ^_^
It looks like you're already getting the hang of things around here. So I'll just with you luck in all your endeavors--'specially with that world domination plot... you might need some help with that--(call me! ^^g)--and see you around the site

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