Need someone to draw/animate for web comic

My friend and I have created two fairly amusing ideas for use as web comics.

The first a take on superhero and super villain comics. Instead of following the superhero or villain around (with the exception of Captain Awesome), we follow around the office workers of an insurance claims office. Captain Awesome works there, and everyone likes to fuck with him for his need to leave when there is a disturbance. The reasons they make him swallow range from irritable bowel syndrome to attending the abortion of the transvestite thai hooker he slept are the stuff of office legend. This is mostly about normal people dealing with the annoyances of being in a superhero world.

The second idea is frankly that Steven King quote, 'get's his mother fucking money,' for anything and everything. He interacts with rivals such as James Patterson (truce pending), Tom Clancy, John Grisham (law suits are being filed), and his on again off again love interest Danielle Steel. He is business partners with Disney, who is run by a Mickey Mouse that is close to the South Park version, and they both have a rising new rival Stephanie Meyer. Not only is she a blight upon the literary world, but more importantly, her vampire idea is stolen off King's Salem's Lot, and interfering with Disney's Jonas Brothers for the tween market.

I can draw but I don't think I have that kind of time to devote. Cool idea, though!
I would read it. xD

Thanks. I will keep looking then.