Anti-Zombie Situations/Gear
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Anti-Zombie Situations/Gear
by Nomad on Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:20 pm
This is just to liven up my arrival on the site with getting to know the members in a joking manner.
1. The trusty baseball bat. It has many uses in a zombie situation for men and women. The male can use it to bash in zombie scum heads, and women can hit men in the junk to escape zombies.
2. Hockey goalie helmet you may indeed look like special Fred with this on. Yet you will find it's use of protection from zombie bites to a all time never.
3. Anti-Zombie urine, and this little devil is just a practical joke on fellow traveling members dumb enough to believe they will blend in with zombie society... and thus creating your escape away from a horde of zombies. Laugh at the person later and run like the po po is after your ass.
4. Guns are never necessary on zombies as they are attracted to sound. You may want to find a fire arm as people will try to rob you and leave you naked in some awkward environment. Do not fear as zombies don't judge people they just want to massage your brain with their mouths.
5. The chainsaw, yet this weapon seems effective in the field you will not want to stand near the person operating it. The undoubtedly will get you infected with the spray of blood gushing out of said zombie. If Possible avoid this person as he may be a lunatic and remind you of a movies with leather-face... or he is leather-face.
6. The gas station. This area of a environment seems to be the main attraction to the society of nomads you have become. Please feel free to use said gas as you can get away with stealing it. Warning, and please do listen carefully to this. Do not eat the food as there is a high possibility it has expired.
7. The group. IF you find your self in a group moving about make sure you travel with a fat guy. This is so you can out run him and avoid being eaten by a zombie clown. If said fat guy dies quickly locate a new fat member to take his place.
9. Falling down. IF a member falls down from your group do not be the special Fred who runs back for said person. This is for your own safety simply reply with the following " I honor your sacrifice".
10.Injury. If you are injured you have become a Zombie burger and will be followed around like a fat kid follows cake... Sorry but your food now.
I have listed ten situations/gear now lets see what you will add.
1. The trusty baseball bat. It has many uses in a zombie situation for men and women. The male can use it to bash in zombie scum heads, and women can hit men in the junk to escape zombies.
2. Hockey goalie helmet you may indeed look like special Fred with this on. Yet you will find it's use of protection from zombie bites to a all time never.
3. Anti-Zombie urine, and this little devil is just a practical joke on fellow traveling members dumb enough to believe they will blend in with zombie society... and thus creating your escape away from a horde of zombies. Laugh at the person later and run like the po po is after your ass.
4. Guns are never necessary on zombies as they are attracted to sound. You may want to find a fire arm as people will try to rob you and leave you naked in some awkward environment. Do not fear as zombies don't judge people they just want to massage your brain with their mouths.
5. The chainsaw, yet this weapon seems effective in the field you will not want to stand near the person operating it. The undoubtedly will get you infected with the spray of blood gushing out of said zombie. If Possible avoid this person as he may be a lunatic and remind you of a movies with leather-face... or he is leather-face.
6. The gas station. This area of a environment seems to be the main attraction to the society of nomads you have become. Please feel free to use said gas as you can get away with stealing it. Warning, and please do listen carefully to this. Do not eat the food as there is a high possibility it has expired.
7. The group. IF you find your self in a group moving about make sure you travel with a fat guy. This is so you can out run him and avoid being eaten by a zombie clown. If said fat guy dies quickly locate a new fat member to take his place.
9. Falling down. IF a member falls down from your group do not be the special Fred who runs back for said person. This is for your own safety simply reply with the following " I honor your sacrifice".
10.Injury. If you are injured you have become a Zombie burger and will be followed around like a fat kid follows cake... Sorry but your food now.
I have listed ten situations/gear now lets see what you will add.
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