The 'Would You Rather' Game

In excrutiating pain in a battle for something you believe in.

Would you rather skip christmas for a year or Your birthday?

My Birthday. While grandma makes a great dinner for my birthday, Christmas is even BETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTER! <3 And we get pumpernickel bread with spinich dip. :: drools just thinking about it ::

If trapped alone in just a plain white room for a year would you rather have a pencil, or just one book to amuse yourself with?

I have no idea... by the end of it all, I would probably have gone insane, but I suppose I would choose a book. If I became sick of the book, there's always origami. hahahah

Would you rather become a paraplegic with your mental facilities still in tact, or would you rather become severely mentally challenged while being able to move freely?

(Oh, good reasoning!)

Ah, jeez... Lol. I suppose I would choose to be paraplegic with my mind still in tact. Both are horrific options, mind you, but I don't want to lose my sense of self.


If a huge, destructive robot constructed by superior alien technology were to invade Earth, would you rather it killed you immediately, or would you rather live to rejoin your family and friends, only to see them each die off, soon followed by your own death?
(This actually was a dream I had last night!)

AH! um.... live. . . though that would really really suck. extra time to tell them I love them.

would you rather understand or be understood?

Oh, good question. Probably understand. I long to know the answers to so many questions.


Would you rather Jurassic Park was a real place or Narnia?

Narnia for sure. There's quite a bit of magick there that I find interesting, though that whole lion-Jesus thing was annoying...

In the event of a ((brainless, not rage virus infected)) zombie invasion, would you rather take refuge on a rooftop where you could see where everything was and risk starvation, or would you rather take refuge in a storeroom with food enough for a few months with only one, heavy metal door the zombies couldn't penetrate, but you don't know what's happening outside?

I'd rather be safe then sorry, and since I'm particularly fond of food, I'd rather be locked in the storage closet with no idea what's going on.

In the case that you ever did actually meet a vampire, would you rather him be like Edward Cullen and sparkle in sunlight, or a ravenous monster who kills you? ^_^

Well, I very much enjoy my life, so I would have to go with the sparkly vampire who is much like Edward Cullen. At least I know he would have no interest in me, so I could live my life much as I do now, despite the unsettling thought that he could read my mind. ^;_;^

Would you rather have a sunburn that is so bad it causes blisters, or a tan so deep your skin is like leather?

A sunburn that is so bad it causes blisters. It puts the lotion on its skin.

Would you rather face the population of New York City as zombies or a pack of werewolves?

OMG! I'm soooo terrified of zombies. I would so rather face werewolves. ^;_;^

Would you rather be bitten by a brown recluse spider or a king cobra serpent?

King Cobra, spiders freak me out. Too many legs.... Plus telling people that you were bitten by a cobra just sounds so much more badass.

Have amazing mind blowing sex once or have horrible, awkward sex the rest of your life?

Well, the way you make it sound... you'll only have that amazing sex once anyway, so all sex after that wouldn't be quite up to par. However, it doesn't necessarily have to be all bad after that, so I'll go with having amazing, mind-blowing sex once.

Would you rather be in a romantic relationship with someone you love long distance, or go through ten different, unsatisfying romantic partners who you could see and touch whenever you want?

It really depends on the duration. But in general I would have to go with the romantic relationship. Though if there are several years of separation, things tend to get really rocky and stressful...

Would you rather stub a toe or jam a finger?

I would rather stub a toe. It's easier to use a foot despite a stubbed toe than use a hand despite a jammed finger ((at least in my opinion)).

Would you rather get two hours of sleep before an eight hour work shift that seems to last forever, or would you rather get plenty of sleep but miss an opportunity to go to a theme park?

Plenty of sleep. I live 45 minutes away from Cedar Point and have gone more times that I can remember (I've been on every ride at least 5 times each aside from the Maverick) After that most other theme parks pale in comparison.

Would you rather become an expert skateboarder or an expert snowboarder?

I would rather be an expert skateboarder. I don't really like snow, and I definitely don't like the bulky layers that go along with it.

Would you rather be a professional triangle player or a professional kazoo player?

Lol! Kazoo, totally. Gotta love that thing. xD


Would you rather be a Sith or a Jedi?

I would rather be a Jedi. I'm all for being among the good-guys.

Would you rather be a dwarf or a hobbit?

Aw, a Hobbit! I love The Shire, too.


Would you rather meet Superman or Batman?

I would rather meet Batman. I've always preferred the darker side of things, and I grew up knowing more about him than Superman.

Would you rather eat dirt or chalk?

Chalk, probably less grainy and slightly less germs I'm thinking.

Would you rather fight Vin Diesel as Riddick or Chuck Norris as Walker Texas Ranger?

Chuck Norris would Roundhouse Kick me into the past so.. Vin Diesel.

Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

Leg, hands are far too useful to give up IMO.

Scythe or Bardiche

Bardiche. They look like they're easier to maneuver.

Would you rather get kicked in the face or the kidney?

Kidney, face injuries are nearly impossible to hide and I would rather keep my teeth and nose intact. Plus I have two kidneys, but I don't have a backup face...

Would you rather run across a bed of fire and hot coals or a stream at waist level full of hungry paranas?

Coals. I've firewalked before, and admitedly, it was damn fun and doesn't hurt.

Would you rather have spiced picks stabbed under your fingernails, or have your kneecaps cut off and filled with fire ants, while being strapped back on?

I would have to say the finger nail thing. The visual of a kneecap removal sounds painful in of itself.

Would you rather be a vampire or lycan? (Both are the traditional non-twilight varieties)

Lycan. I love them. <3


Would you rather encounter the sasquatch or the Tasmanian tiger?

Sasquatch, I might need a change of pants after seeing a Tasmanian tiger. Nothing good ever comes from Tasmania, everything there seems to always be pissed off.

Would you rather go to a monster truck show or a rodeo?