Signature Captions

While our avatars fight it out in the caption arena, our signatures are left to sulk in the shadows, feeling ignored, and unloved. Slowly they turn... blades raised pointed at their owners, ready to get revenge by....

Wait... It doesn't have to be that way, right? Theres room in our profiles for two... now lets show our signatures some much deserved love, or rather, the ones above ours.

Image captioning only, text should be overlooked, as its kinda self-captioning.

Let me start!

"You're so big a loser, you blind one of my eyes with your fail."

"You sicken me. I have sick. Look at this face, it is white with sickening!"

"Need a light? I grow weed on my staff, too, if you like."

(lol that was a good one)

"Hand..." *gasp* "Over..." *gasp* "The Cookiee!!!..."

"Great balls of fire!"

"Fear the demon box.... for the demon box fears you....."

"It's this pose that pays the rent."

"E-bo-nyyyyyyy and I-VO-RYYYYYYYYYYYYY! E-bo-ny, I-vo-ry, living in perfect har-mo-ny!"

"What did you just say about my mother?!"

(If you only knew the other half of the picture was a psychotic smile...)

"HEY! Hey, close that door, dammit, can't you see we're having a little PRIVATE MOMENT HERE?!"

"Oh yeah. Now you're fucked."

"Mommy Alpha told us she didn't love us. :: sniffles ::"

"You two are getting too frisky!"

*Douses with cold water*

Black: "Wot's tha' euvah thah?"

White: "Whu'? Euh, dewn't pay enny attenshin tew that wun--'e just likes to staah rut peipol."


((I guess it's cheating to include the avvy... oh well. don't ask me why; it just popped into my head that way))

"Shake this hand... If you dare."

"We want to be clothing when we grow up! I'll be the coat and she'll be the trousers."

"Doc, I think sumthin's wrong wiff me...I'm a bit pale and me eyes are yellow!"

What? They said I'm a trickster, not a bloody comedian

"[Insert Signature Here]"

Wheeeeee Charlie sig-capped me! XD I feel so privileged.

Hmmm... I think I'll change the tone of the thread to something more... emotional.

"I am the wolf, and she is my moon."

(following Adrius' lead)

"I luh, luh... d'oh what's-the-word!?"

(Yeah, you're LOADS of epic)

"I am Kalon Ordona the Second, and I hold in my hands a burning destiny."

EDIT: I hate self-quoting, but I think I should reference where my signature is from...

"Just because I can't see out of my left eye does not mean I didn't see you do that!"

"You have been fish slapped!"

"I eat you with ketchup."

"Go on Timmy, reach in there and see what I got you for Christmas..."

A pack of wolfos
Takes council among the mists,
Isolates its prey.

"What about my right eye? So what if I can't open it, I can still write half my name with fire!"

"Yeah, I have Jaundice. You wanna make something of it?"

"If someone makes a ying and yang reference, I swear I'll give them rabies."